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02-08-2010, 10:32 AM #1
Recipe: Magic Pantie Dropper Stealhead -- NSFRontele
By Request, the Steelhead recipe which I made for date described on page __ .
Courses:
Magic Pantie dropper steelhead
bay scallop risotto
[She made] Best ever mango spinach salad
Ingredients:
1 Fresh (whole) Steelhead Filet
1 Pair of Hot Magic Panties
1 lb bay scallops
1 pkg Arborio rice - w/ ricotta, parm, chicken stock,
Butter
Olive oil
Honey
flour/breadcrumbs
Step one, catch steelhead (if you don't possess this skill, or didn't get lucky, you probably wont drop any magic panties, but the fish is still good). You can also go to the store, buy steelhead filet, and present picture of you holding (plausible) fish that is in front of you (photoshop works for this), and have the same effect.
For the Steelhead, first!, scale it before you filet it. The skin is the best part, if prepared the following way and scaled. To acheive the crust (drop the panties) I start the roux with butter/onion/garlic and a touch of rosemary. Then I add lemon juice next, followed by a tablespoon of honey, reduce, then the flour/spice mixture (flour, breadcrumb, five spice, ginger, and others i'm not sure of) once roux is set and thick, remove. Set oven on broiler, turn filet upside down, brush (scaled!) skin w/ olive oil and put 4 inches from med-high broiler for appx 2 mins. You want to lightly crispen, but not burn or brown, the skin. Take the filets out, set on oven top and turn back over. turn oven on bake 370. take roux and spread over top of filets, coating evenly as possible. return to oven mid rack. bake for appx 10-12 mins until fish is firmed up, about 1-2 mins from done. Turn broiler back on high, put fish back on top rack, 4 inches. Toast under broiler till cheese and roux are browned, forming a hopefully raised, even, delicious crust layer over the fish.
enjoy
the magic panties
Now, back to the OG Gold:
Question for the masses:
Normal Mormons; oxymoron or could the actually exists?
I met a smokin hot Mormon chick in a bar this weekend (seriously hot, like 9.5/10), got a little freaky dancing and things seemed to click. Then a bomb was dropped. My friends discovered they weren't drinking and jokingly asked:
"Not drinking, what are you Mormons?"
Hot chicks hot friend replies: "Yes, we're Mormon"
Just wow. what luck. I figure everyone has at least some anecdotal info to share, if they haven't been through it themselves, they probably know someone who has given it a legitimate shot.
So a couple questions I need answers to before I decide to pursue this at all, or run..
1. Are Mormon girls potentially turn-able?
2. Is this some kind of recruitment trick in an attempt convert me?
3. Is there like, garlic or some other kind of defense that I can wear anything around my neck for protection?
4. Does she wear magic panties?
5. Will I ever get the nookie?
*** Edit for pics added somewhere in this thread ***Last edited by Tye 1on; 02-13-2010 at 12:57 AM.
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02-08-2010, 10:33 AM #2
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02-08-2010, 10:35 AM #3advres Guest
Dude... hot does not make up for crazy.
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02-08-2010, 10:38 AM #4
Been there, done that. Here are a few of my personal observations. Bottom line, if you like frustration, go balls speed ahead, if not, walk away.
1. Are Mormon girls potentially turn-able?
Yes
2. Is this some kind of recruitment trick in an attempt convert me?
Maybe, but most likely not
3. Is there like, garlic or some other kind of defense that I can wear anything around my neck for protection?
Jack Daniels
4. Does she wear magic panties?
Surprisingly, most likely, and they are not panties, think 3/4 longjohns.
5. Will I ever get the nookie?
They play around, but the chance of going all the way, slim. But they do like to dry hump yuh.Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
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02-08-2010, 10:39 AM #5
I've heard tales of Mormon chicks doing anal out of desire to preserve they're virginity. Might be worth a few weeks or months of tolerating crazy.
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02-08-2010, 10:39 AM #6
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02-08-2010, 10:39 AM #7
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02-08-2010, 10:59 AM #8
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02-08-2010, 11:17 AM #9
I went out with a Mormon girl for 4 years. She was normal, awesome and loved to fuck. Her panties were magic, she could make them disappear in an instant. So yea, it's worth looking into, if it doesn't work out you'll never wonder, "What if...?"
You are what you eat.
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02-08-2010, 11:21 AM #10
[Disclaimer] Despite living ~1 hour from where the whole fairy tale, whoops I mean religion started, not many Mormons in my neck of the woods so I have never hit on any in bars. Experience is limited to a few people I work with (all dudes) and those I've met on trips to Utah. [/Disclaimer]
I'd say that if she is out at a bar and grinding on some random dude, drinking or not, she's not real hardcore about it and may eventually leave her faith. Or not.
It's kind of like some sXe people I've known. A lot of the ones that tagged along to the bars and parties were the ones that eventually ended up breaking their edge. The ones that stayed way away from all of that stuck with it. Exceptions to both do exist, but it just seems like a general trend.
If ya like her, hang out with her. Don't put any pressure and try to figure out what the person is all about, not the religion.
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02-08-2010, 11:27 AM #11
She may be normal now, but when she finally finds her guy and wants to make a life with him, the pressure to convert will come. I have seen a couple families ripped apart by this kind of stuff. Guy falls for mormon girl, they date, he converts to get married, his family can't go to wedding, her family starts pressuring him to not spend time with his family as much because they aren't mormon... Bad bad bad. Stick it in her ass if she'll let you, but don't let her get the claws in you. Could it hypothetically work out? Yes, but odds are it would end very bad for you.
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02-08-2010, 11:28 AM #12yelgatgab
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^^Good gravy, man! How do you go from getting some to getting married?
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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02-08-2010, 11:29 AM #13LittleYellowFriend Guest
There are six types of Mormons-
1. Temple Mormons
2. Regular Mormons
3. Jack Mormons
4. Ex-Mormons
5. Non-Mormons
6. Anti-Mormons
Which is she?
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02-08-2010, 11:31 AM #14
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02-08-2010, 11:35 AM #15
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02-08-2010, 11:36 AM #16LittleYellowFriend Guest
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02-08-2010, 11:37 AM #17
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02-08-2010, 11:39 AM #18
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02-08-2010, 11:40 AM #19
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02-08-2010, 11:41 AM #20LittleYellowFriend Guest
Definitely not a 1.
The fact she doesn't drink puts her at 2. If she goes to bars, that puts her at 3. But if she grinds that puts her at risk for becoming 4(if her Bishop finds out).
She might just be at the tipping point. I'd say go for it and see if you can push her over the edge. Take some pics.
Mormon girls are always on the edge of extreme temptation. Its not hard to get good macking sessions, though she will feel guilty after.
Just don't be surprised if she starts insisting that you always be with other people after a while or if you find a Book of Mormon on you front door one day with a little "love" note.
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02-08-2010, 11:44 AM #21
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02-08-2010, 11:45 AM #22Registered User
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I think everyone's different. She may be convertible, she may be out to convert you, she may tease you until the end of time, she may invite you into das poopenhausen.
The only way to know is to go for it, take pictures and keep us all updated.
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02-08-2010, 11:48 AM #23
This is the best explanation-though i dont find mormon girls crazy, some are a little different socially...
If you wana get in a mormon girls pants, just tell her you want to marry her and make beautiful babies, that will get them wet.
I also second the play around part/dry humping- annoying but fun...
this is coming from an ex-mormon/non mormon
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02-08-2010, 11:54 AM #24
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02-08-2010, 11:55 AM #25
She seems normal socially, actually like a pretty cool chick. She definitely like to be touched, likes me doing it too
Annoying and painful after too much of it... the zipper or denim always wins.
How do I make her like you (religiously)
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