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01-30-2010, 03:53 PM #1
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SIA TR: Borat and Pamela Seek Everlasting Love (DPS Related)
Borat once traveled long and hard across America in search of Pamela Anderson, or affectionately known as 'my pam-ela'. For Mike, his search met similar obstacles, but aided by the new DPS Wailer 112 RP, find out if he succeeded...
With rumors that 'my pam-ela', Pamela Anderson was in the building, Mike sets out on a mission with the help of the new DPS Wailer 112RP in search of this magical woman...
He traveled through many intimidating people and obstacles...
At times he got lost in a sea of humanity...
He even had the misfortune of asking unfriendly types for directions...
SIdetracked from his pam-ela, he gave the logical pitch as to why the 112 RP is a great new addition to the dps quiver...
His sales skills proved unsurpassed...and he converted more like a mormon on a mission...
But something wasn't right. He still had to find his pam-ela...he wandered long and far...oh, where was his pam-ela???
He nearly crashed his boat on the rocks when the Burton sirens lured him with their sweet song...but he is a man of strength and virtue, and continued on his quest...
He met funny animals with confusing slogans...
The air of expectation grew...
He stood proud amongst new friends, they told him to go 'left' and then 'right' and he did...he sensed he was getting closer to his pam-ela.
He was disturbed that others were able to see his pam-ela in such a way...but he knew he was close.
And then it happened! By the grace of mighty hollywood, like a catfish chasing a golden lure, his pam-ela was drawn to the imposing 112 RP. Voila! There she was! My Pamela Anderson was his....
But then she was gone. For the next 24 hours, and with the scent of pam-ela all over the 112RP, Mike cradled them like they were his only, and slept, exhausted, yet invigorated, like never before...oh, my pam-ela! oh, my pam-ela...won't you cradle me, my pam-ela.
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01-30-2010, 03:54 PM #2
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To be continued...space reserved?
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01-30-2010, 06:52 PM #3
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holy tip rocker
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01-30-2010, 07:53 PM #4
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Yes she does
Originally Posted by RootSkier
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09-10-2011, 10:44 AM #5
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bump
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I cant find your thread where you ask for help tuning the dps demo tour skis?
It get deleted or somethin?
Please feel free to contact DIBS should you desire to use our brofessional tuning services again
oh and the easter bunny is down with the BROgram
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09-10-2011, 04:27 PM #6
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Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that.
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09-10-2011, 05:06 PM #7
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Wow!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!The Passion is in the Risk
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