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  1. 01-26-2010, 05:03 PM #1
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    the climax hoax

    were you ever pretty sure a chick faked it?
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  2. 01-26-2010, 05:06 PM #2
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    Hard for them to fake it in 23 seconds.
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    All chicks fake it, it is just a matter of time. The better question is, have you ever faked it?
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

    Seize the day, trusting little in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Hard for them to fake it in 23 seconds.
    .............
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit
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  5. 01-26-2010, 06:41 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Hard for them to fake it in 23 seconds.
    potd imho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powder Pussy View Post
    Once again, WOman-made vs. natural.
    fixed it
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

    Seize the day, trusting little in the future.

    if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch

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  9. 01-26-2010, 07:33 PM #9
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  10. 01-26-2010, 07:52 PM #10
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    The "clitoris" is a lie told to control us.
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    the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming

    fake, fake, fake, fake
    holy fucking shitballs
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  12. 01-27-2010, 09:48 AM #12
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    we spent the night at some fellow mags ski house a couple weekends ago and during the deed i had to tell my girlfriend to shut up or we'd never get invited back. (yah, i'm just that good )

    to answer the question, no one ever liked me enough to fake it, certainly not my ex-wife
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    oldie, but...



    Why do girls fake orgasms?





    Because they think we care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by legallyillegal View Post
    the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming

    fake, fake, fake, fake
    There are genuine screamers out there. Hell I got arrested because of one.
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    Squirt don't lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Squirt don't lie.
    but it is a hassle to clean up at 3 in the morning when you are drunk and forgot to put a towel down beforehand.
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    i've definitely faked it before. alchohol is awesome.
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