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  1. 12-17-2009, 07:08 PM #1
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    First dates: Is furniture moving ok?

    Also, if the sofa blows off the truck, do you let your date go after it on the freeway, or do you?

    Discuss.
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  2. 12-17-2009, 07:15 PM #2
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    does the wife know you are setting up a love nest?
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  3. 12-17-2009, 07:18 PM #3
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    Moving the bed across the room is acceptable, one thrust at a time.
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  4. 12-17-2009, 07:18 PM #4
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  5. 12-17-2009, 07:32 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by dk_alaskan View Post
    does the wife know you are setting up a love nest?
    The wife set someone up here with a co-worker and he took her to pick up a couch in Provo. She told said person that they needed to lash the sofa down, but they ignored here, which culminated with her chasing the sofa itself across the freeway after if blew off the truck.
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  6. 12-17-2009, 07:36 PM #6
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    I'm guessing it matters how much of a stud you are. I probably couldn't get away with it but ironically you know there are people who could.
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  7. 12-17-2009, 08:13 PM #7
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    You all can go to hell. For the record, she wants a second date. But this could, potentially, be to castrate me or something.

    Pretty crazy night.
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    i hope you banged her out after you moved the sofa.
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  9. 12-17-2009, 08:43 PM #9
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    I hope you nailed her on the sofa on the side of the road following the recovery.
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  10. 12-17-2009, 09:30 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by RTR View Post
    You all can go to hell. For the record, she wants a second date. But this could, potentially, be to castrate me or something.

    Pretty crazy night.
    ONLY a maggot could pull this move, congrats on her wanting a second date. Next time, ask her to help move the bed...
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

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  11. 12-18-2009, 12:03 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by RTR View Post
    You all can go to hell. For the record, she wants a second date. But this could, potentially, be to castrate me or something.

    Pretty crazy night.
    Was she wearing a peach pantsuit?
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  12. 12-18-2009, 12:12 AM #12
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    If she's gonna be the third wife...who the fuck cares?
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  13. 12-18-2009, 12:18 AM #13
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    Who the fuck tied it down - or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Who the fuck tied it down - or not?
    The girl wanted to tie it down, RTR though otherwise. Guess she was right.
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  15. 12-18-2009, 12:37 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by sfotex View Post
    The girl wanted to tie it down, RTR though otherwise. Guess she was right.
    When a girl says "I want you to use the ropes this time" you fucking use the ropes.

    How are guys not just born with this knowledge?
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  16. 12-18-2009, 12:40 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    When a girl says "I want you to use the ropes this time" you fucking use the ropes.

    How are guys not just born with this knowledge?
    Good question. baby boys...
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  17. 12-18-2009, 12:42 PM #17
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    Maybe it kept slipping out of the knot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sfotex View Post
    . . . culminated with her chasing the sofa itself across the freeway after if blew off the truck.
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    For the record, she wants a second date.
    Sounds like a keeper. Don't blow it.
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  19. 12-18-2009, 01:59 PM #19
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    "Hey Babe, whynt you make yerself useful and get my couch back on the trailer."
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    When a girl says "I want you to use the ropes this time" you fucking use the ropes.

    How are guys not just born with this knowledge?
    i once said no to a beautiful girl offering me free beer.

    i'm still ashamed of myself and my friends won't let me forget it.
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  21. 12-18-2009, 03:39 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by sfotex View Post
    Also, if the sofa blows off the truck, do you let your date go after it on the freeway, or do you?

    Discuss.
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    You all can go to hell. For the record, she wants a second date. But this could, potentially, be to castrate me or something.

    Pretty crazy night.
    This thread is pure comedy.

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  22. 12-18-2009, 03:41 PM #22
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  23. 12-18-2009, 05:56 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    ride it before you drive it
    and when she dumps you, cry about it on TGR
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  24. 12-18-2009, 10:32 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by RTR View Post
    You all can go to hell. For the record, she wants a second date. But this could, potentially, be to castrate me or something.

    Pretty crazy night.
    I hope you made that fumblefingered broad chuck that couch back into your truck.
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  25. 12-19-2009, 09:13 PM #25
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    I'm pretty sure the move was to help her get the couch in your van... she goes in first.

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