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  1. 10-13-2004, 11:11 PM #1
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    My great plan to whore myself out to college chicks!

    So I'm gonna go put flyers up at the college advertising myself as a math tutor, seeing as there a lot of people who suck at math in college, a lot of them are female, so worse case senario is that I make no money and get laughed at (nothing new), best case senario I meet a really cool college chick whos into me and make some money while doing something I really enjoy (math)
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  2. 10-13-2004, 11:15 PM #2
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    Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of resume's in the bin without reading them.
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  3. 10-14-2004, 12:12 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
    I don't get it

    Please Explain
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    I don't get it

    Please Explain
    That pretty much explains it.
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  5. 10-14-2004, 12:26 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
    Bwahahahaha!

    Akpm, try learning to write before you leave high school.
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  6. 10-14-2004, 06:30 AM #6
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    How fuckin' funny/ironic would it be if AKPM got a (curable) VD his first weekend at college?
    "I smell varmint puntang."
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  7. 10-14-2004, 12:47 PM #7
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    AKPM you have to ask yourself, do you really want your first time to be with a girl who sucks at math.
    Put on your seat belt, I saw this in a cartoon once.
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  8. 10-14-2004, 03:25 PM #8
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    as long as were using diagrams

    I find this to be a much more effective way of pulling tail in college. Anyways, how are you supposed to get drunk off math?
    You look like I need a drink.
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  9. 10-14-2004, 08:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    I don't get it

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    You are a fuckwad AKPM, a fuckwad...
    sad, so sad.
    -You can imagine where it goes from here.
    -He fixes the cable?
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  10. 10-14-2004, 08:57 PM #10
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    Well, here's a pick up line for ya to use anyway...
    "Let's work on your math skills... we can add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply."
    Good luck haha.
    -You can imagine where it goes from here.
    -He fixes the cable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shake Zula
    AKPM you have to ask yourself, do you really want your first time to be with a girl who sucks at math.
    If she sucks at math he'll probably also be able to convince her that this is 9 inches: 8=============>
    "Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy
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    just. fucking. perfect.
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  13. 10-15-2004, 12:28 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by PacRimRider1
    as long as were using diagrams

    I find this to be a much more effective way of pulling tail in college. Anyways, how are you supposed to get drunk off math?

    I'm not in college yet though, and who doesn't get giddy when they figure out the volume of a bullet by integrating?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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  14. 10-15-2004, 01:16 AM #14
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    would somebody PLEASE get this kid a beer!
    -You can imagine where it goes from here.
    -He fixes the cable?
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  15. 10-15-2004, 08:42 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    I'm not in college yet though, and who doesn't get giddy when they figure out the volume of a bullet by integrating?
    you realize that no girl is going to pay for some creepy guy (you) to tutor her when she can have teaching assistants tutor her for free through school.
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  16. 10-15-2004, 10:24 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    you realize that no girl is going to pay for some creepy guy (you) to tutor her when she can have teaching assistants tutor her for free through school.


    Thats true, you should put up signs at the high school. Girls love college guys, especially ones good at math.
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  17. 10-15-2004, 02:28 PM #17
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    Sorry AKPM, I just couldn't resist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Castro's
    If she sucks at math he'll probably also be able to convince her that this is 9 inches: 8=============>
    Nearly shot coke out of my nose on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plakespear
    Nearly shot coke out of my nose on that.
    Now that seems sorta counter-productive.
    "I smell varmint puntang."
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  20. 10-16-2004, 02:27 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD


    Sorry AKPM, I just couldn't resist

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!
    FKNA thats hilarious
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    That should be a quadruple integral over all space and time.
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  23. 10-17-2004, 09:18 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shake Zula
    do you really want your first time to be with a girl who sucks at math?
    word......
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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  24. 10-17-2004, 10:48 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shake Zula
    AKPM you have to ask yourself, do you really want your first time to be with a girl who sucks at math.
    better then my first time being with a chick who sucks at skiing, it would be cool the be fucking a girl who instead of dirty talk tryed to calculate the coefficient of friction between us
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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  25. 10-17-2004, 11:11 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    better then my first time being with a chick who sucks at skiing, it would be cool the be fucking a girl who instead of dirty talk tryed to calculate the coefficient of friction between us
    You're just looking for an excuse to fuck your computer.
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