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Thread: You'll get a kick out of this..
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12-03-2009, 09:25 AM #1Registered User
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You'll get a kick out of this..
Well, since I've been having such great laughs at some of your expenses, I wanted to be sure to give you all a good laugh at my expense...
To preface, I've mentioned to my wife a handful of times (20?) to be sure to park our truck far enough up our drive to get onto the flat spot, and to be sure to really set the ebrake. You know where this is going.
So last night she goes out to warm up the truck and of course, pops it out of gear to let it run for a while. The truck is not on the flat spot, and the ebrake is only about 50% on - luckily, she was out of and away from the truck before it started rolling. Next thing I hear - "OMG!! IT'S ROLLING!" As my wife was inside the house when she said it, I didn't even bother looking up - I knew exactly what had happened. I just didn't know where it would stop. Lucked out in that regard - got stuck in some trees/bushes, and I was able to drive it out in 4lo. Did shatter the rear windows and did some minor body damage.
The part I knew you guys would get a kick out of is that, in order to get the truck repaired, I had to drive it up here this morning. It was -15 this morning. And I'm driving on i70 with three busted out windows. Wore thermals, wool, down, had the heat kicking full blast... It was cold.
Anyway - end of story. Enjoy!
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12-03-2009, 09:41 AM #2
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12-03-2009, 10:32 AM #3
[x] Sweet Blog
[x] Pics of wife required
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12-03-2009, 11:26 AM #4
[ ] keep posting
[x] rontele follow-up without fry-cook mention
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12-03-2009, 11:33 AM #5The Shred Pirate Roberts
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[x] this thread is a roaring success
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12-03-2009, 11:45 AM #6
[ ] got a kick out of the story
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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12-03-2009, 11:54 AM #7
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12-03-2009, 11:55 AM #8
[x] bored, but not enough to not bother posting.
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12-03-2009, 11:58 AM #9
[x] [x]
123456789 [x]
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12-03-2009, 11:59 AM #10BSS Guest
[x] still waiting for the punchline
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12-03-2009, 12:01 PM #11
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[ ] getting quite silly now.
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12-03-2009, 12:03 PM #12
This thread needs more:
[x] Tacos
[x] Zebras
[ ] JMF Blog
[x] Naked pics of wife
[ ] UnicornsI've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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12-03-2009, 12:03 PM #13"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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12-03-2009, 12:04 PM #14glocal
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[x] huh?
[x] yeah, so?
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12-03-2009, 12:09 PM #15
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12-03-2009, 12:10 PM #16
[x] bring back the tags
Move upside and let the man go through...
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12-03-2009, 12:12 PM #17
[x] will someone ask wtf an e-brake is?
[ame="http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177162"]http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177162[/ame]
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12-03-2009, 12:12 PM #18
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12-03-2009, 12:17 PM #19
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12-03-2009, 12:35 PM #20
[X] JMF could be Cliff Huckable's witness protection program alias
[X] The above option doesn't make any sense and is completely baseless
[X]JMF's wife probably smashed his windows out with a golf club, the e-brake story is just an excuse
[ ] TGR should be used like Twitter
[X] This thread could use more cowbell
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12-03-2009, 12:38 PM #21
[x] laughed at the part where jmf didn't even look up from his cereal (ice cream? soup? playboy???)
[x] jumped on the bandwagon late with the check boxes, trying to be cool...
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12-03-2009, 12:50 PM #22
[x]peed my pants (a little)
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12-03-2009, 12:59 PM #23
[ ] Money
[ ] Cash
[ ] Hoes
[X] What?!
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12-03-2009, 01:05 PM #24"Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck." - Phunk
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12-03-2009, 01:06 PM #25
[ ] I have something worthwhile to post.
[ ] So did jmf.
[ ] It's snowing at Killington.Living vicariously through myself.
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