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  1. #126
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    Why are all the whelk images broken?

    Does anyone have them archived?
    . . .

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    Tagging to help out mags with future issues.

  3. #128
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    Way back machine did not Hoover the thread until 2014.
    Missed most of the pics.
    http://web.archive.org/web/201407180...stic-Mags-Help

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    And cafepress no longer has shinjuku stylee shirts
    http://web.archive.org/web/200412050...:80/angrywhelk
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  4. #129
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    It's a shame that most of that is gone. Well shit, I guess that is one of the first signs I'm getting older.
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    Graphics Design and Aritistic Mags - Help

    Awesome!
    Was this thread the genesis of Angry Whelk?

  6. #131
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    It sure was, although I can only take responsibility for the thread, somebody else concocted the Whelk. I'm a little disappointed I never tagged anything at my high school with a Whelk sticker, it certainly would have been a fitting tribute.

  7. #132
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    I've seen the whelk many times over the years, and Shinjuku Motherfucker! But had never read this thread until today.

    Crazy how long ago this was, I was just a very occasional lurker I think, didn't sign up until a year later. There was a reference in the thread to Bush; this thread was started in his first term!!!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Your designs are works of art, if you could buy at an auction, I would love to take everything, can we talk about culture and the beautiful?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3306 View Post
    Your designs are works of art, if you could buy at an auction, I would love to take everything, can we talk about culture and the beautiful?
    Yes. Shinjuku mother fucker
    We go bukakke on your cracker ass.
    You are drowned.
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    Bring back the bukkake!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom View Post
    these are the best ones i can make with limited time. i like the store front and the poem the best. you can mail me the six pack.





    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo View Post
    How about a giant whelk, maybe about the size of a dumpster, tearing through the streets of Tokyo killing screaming humans with its hideous trail of snot. As the people run into shot, they could be wearing special 'Earthshine' promotional hats, much like the paper hats they used to wear at Wendy's.

    The whelk has to look seriously pissed though.
    Quote Originally Posted by basom View Post
    ..........
    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo View Post
    That whelk looks like a rampaging maelstrom of hate, carving an apocalyptic swathe through the consumer electronics retailing district of Shinjuku, devastating the gross national product of Japan in a horrific scene of bukkake destruction. He embodies what I come to think of as the very essence of Earthshine.
    Quote Originally Posted by mildbill. View Post
    Laurence Welk will rise again after the mollusk bukkake incident! mark my words basom, mark my words.
    Quote Originally Posted by basom View Post
    if you don't bring angry bukkake whelk up as a possibility to your school group i will be personaly insulted. do you realize how much time i put into this for you? Thats the last time i do you any favours, unless you put it on the list of options. thats all i;m asking. imho he is the perfect logo/spokesman for your cause, that is plain enough.
    Basom. What the fuck happened to the whelk birth daddy?
    I forgot he birthed the whelk. With some encouragement from Roo


    Bad roo. Set a limit and timed himself out. Great discipline

    Fuck this place made my cubicle years tolerable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom View Post
    DONT FUCK WITH EARTHSHINE, CRACKERS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Peasants sleeping silently
    Whelk arises in Hiroshimatic horror
    SHINJUKU, MOTHERFUCKERS!
    Almost forgot how amazing this thread was.
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    If you're not standing on the fucking traverse with your thumb up your ass you wont get checked.

    dumbfuck.

  14. #139
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    I posted a whelk image in the Ratflu thread and nobody commented.
    I was a bit verklempt

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    Can we get whelk stickers reissued?

    Change for a nickel is an odd callout.

    I’d much rather hear someone say SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ARE DROWN
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