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    What is "The Finger Moustache" - Part 1 in the Steezy Throwdown Series

    There are many ways to recognize the accomplishments of your bros when they get sickety steezalicious.

    One of my favorites is The Finger Moustache. Allow me to demonstrate.

    "AWWW SHIT BRO!!! SIIIIIICCCKKK CORKED 270 DEMONJIZZ SPIN TO FLAT 180 OUT!!!! w00t w00t, DUDE!!!


    One of the things I like about The Finger Moustache is how it can be thrown with such abandon. Sometimes I'll add a little emphasis by stomping my feet up and down like a rooster walking through mud.

    The Finger Moustache, accompanied by the Muddy Rooster, can give your doo rag the flair it needs to help you get 100% steeze, every time.

    And (I gotta say it) it just feels damn good. Everybody has their own Finger Moustache .......try yours on today!




    This is Part 1 in "The Steezy Throwdown Series.", A ManHo Production
    Last edited by Tap; 10-05-2004 at 02:00 PM.
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    It's amazing how that picture makes me feel like I've done something amazing.

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    Fucking hilarious, Tap. I definitely utilize the finger mustache on a daily basis.
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    I thought this thread had something to do with the dirty castro

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    Well, that brings up the question "What the hell's a 'dirty castro?'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    I thought this thread had something to do with the dirty castro
    Dirty Sanchez JONG.

    Edit: Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim
    Dirty Sanchez JONG.
    right. dirty sanchez. you got what I meant. that's what I thought this would be.

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    Has the DemonJizz Spin ever been recorded on film?
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    I don't think we have The Finger Moustache in Utah.

    But, maybe we should.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    I thought this thread had something to do with the dirty castro
    Is that the homosexual version?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim
    Dirty Sanchez JONG.

    Edit: Dirty Sanchez
    I was curious about the "castro" part. Heck, I know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is... Oh wait... my pure mind has no idea what you mean. Uh... none.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tap
    That's awesome. I didn't even know that one had a name, but it's definately reserved for the super bomb crazy ass shit.

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    10 points for the use of color in that post.

    Hey tap, how's melba toast running?
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    smoove, baby.
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    Are you sure that's not a "Smell My Finger"?

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    Only if it had been someplace interesting, which alas, it had not.
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    Lol, when I first saw the title of the thread I immediately thought of the Hitler, aka Dirty Sanchez. Anyone see that South Park where Cartman gave Butters the Hitler? Same thing as the Dirty Sanchez only shorter so Butters was walking around all day saying, "Hey guys, whats that smell?" and of course Cartman was laughing his ass off because he gave Butters the Hitler. Terrible, yes, hilarious, hell yes.
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    edit: I posted something else but my.... non heterosexual tendencies tend to be offensive so I have decided to remove it
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    Quote Originally Posted by SummitCo1776
    edit: I posted something else but my.... non heterosexual tendencies tend to be offensive so I have decided to remove it
    you are a homo
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    A dirty sanchez is much easier to perform if you do the donkey punch first.
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    only if you pregame with a Monroe Transfer
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    Thumbs up

    Too smoov. Will add to my repertoire.

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    For all your profanity referencing you should of course be using Roger's Profanisaurus.

    This can be found here:

    http://www.viz.co.uk/ Where it says profanisaurus at the top!!

    This site also contains a lot of other nonsense which you may or may not find funny!

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    I thought the Finger Mustache might be a distant relative to the Fruit Basket. Man, am I relived that's not the case.

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