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10-01-2004, 04:12 PM #26
nATer?
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My GOD!, that was funny......
"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
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10-01-2004, 04:27 PM #27
singletrack state of mind
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Oh man, Nice work Tong, you showed those bastards.
funny as hell write up as usual.More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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10-01-2004, 05:19 PM #28
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As I read this to Mr Nohills, he commented:
Originally Posted by tonghands
1) Snorting crushed up Altoids=sanding the cedar lining of a cigar tube and smoking it.
2) At least his breath was minty fresh
3) This sounds like a Hunter Thompson novel.It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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10-01-2004, 05:35 PM #29
ripping lips and lines
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holy shit dude, funny as hell!
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10-01-2004, 06:34 PM #30
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best laugh in a while.
are you on the all-pro pow. sniffing team?
10 altoids = lots of powder
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10-01-2004, 06:57 PM #31
Freckle contest winner
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HA! Originally Posted by basom
seriously though, good TR. your work situation is fucked though. I loved the part about forgetting you cut up 2 lines. that's fuckin harsh dude.thats new hampshire as fuck
We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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10-01-2004, 06:59 PM #32
Troll
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sassy indeed.
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10-01-2004, 07:16 PM #33
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note to self:
Do not stand behind tonghands if he looks like he might sneeze.
note to tonghands:
Wow! If you're that easy, you'll be a real hit at the Summit.
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10-01-2004, 07:19 PM #34
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Gonna laugh till tomorrow!
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09-23-2005, 07:18 AM #35
7k and out.
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How did I miss this one the first time round?
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09-23-2005, 07:29 AM #36
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my nose started running reading that shit...hysterical
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09-23-2005, 07:33 AM #37
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My thoughts as well. I had sort of prided myself in having read the whole tonghands library. Originally Posted by bad_roo
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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09-23-2005, 07:34 AM #38
Funky But Chic
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Somehow I missed it too. Nice find Roo - although I do wonder what you were searching or when you found this. Since Tonghands seems to have gone out of the TR business (and since he's the best here at it), this was a very welcome diversion. Originally Posted by bad_roo
Tonghands you rock sir.
edit: I am wrong, he hasn't gone out of the TR biz, there's a new one today and I am stoked.Last edited by iceman; 09-23-2005 at 07:43 AM.
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09-23-2005, 10:20 AM #39
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Yeah, I missed this one too, damn good read, though. Now, if only the pantsuit had offered Mr. tong some Altoids.
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09-23-2005, 10:24 AM #40
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Reminds me of bromo, circa 1976. Being kicked in the face by the cosmic horse, nose shrieking fading away, but knowing that far out there somewhere it's in pain.
O to recount the stoopid things done. Bad dates. Baritone women.Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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09-23-2005, 11:19 AM #41
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madness.
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07-30-2007, 07:18 PM #42
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Damn thats a great TR.
Been a few years since I first read it and I'm still cracking up reading it again.
Two drops indeed.
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07-30-2007, 07:27 PM #43
motorboats titties
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i wish any of the current top posters (per day, the last year) could come up with something so eloquent and fine.
this made me sad: it'll never be that good.
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01-30-2023, 06:20 AM #44
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Tonghands tonghands
Wherefore art thou?
Did you marry the pantsuit lady and get crushed by children and responsiblity?
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02-07-2023, 08:22 PM #45
can fly!
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I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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