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10-10-2009, 01:22 PM #1
Good-lookin' wool
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Words and phrases you can't say around your dog...
...or they will flip the fuck out:
squirrel
run
play
park
walk
swim
leash
Hannah (parents dog)
Gracie (neighbor dog)
Tucker (neighbor dog)
Zola (friend's dog)
Where are we? (I used to say this when we got close to the park)
Who's that?
Who's here?
Wanna go....(followed by anything)
Mama
Vet
lake
bunny
ball
And a smattering of these when we actually spell them.
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10-10-2009, 01:24 PM #2
Largest of the small ones
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Good looking pup!
In with the 9.
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10-10-2009, 01:26 PM #3
Good-lookin' wool
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Except for the fact that she looks blurry everywhere she goes!
Originally Posted by berko
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10-10-2009, 01:30 PM #4
Rollin with the Tide
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walk
outROLL TIDE ROLL
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10-10-2009, 01:39 PM #5
The leading edge of cool
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We've been taking care of my in-laws papillons for the past three weeks while they've been in Turkey; I can't wait to say G-T-F-O tomorrow.
It won't mean anything to their rat dogs, but it will definitely make my tail wag.A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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10-10-2009, 01:56 PM #6
Custom User
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ready
lets go
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10-10-2009, 02:49 PM #7
R.I.P 2003-2017
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we can't say "dog park". The whining, wimpering, running in circles, never stops until they are in the car. We tried saying "DP" but they wised up to that pretty quick. Dog's can be smart when they want to.
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10-10-2009, 02:58 PM #8
Cougar Trackin MoFo
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- Oct 2003
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- Bitchin'
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Euthanasia.
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10-10-2009, 03:21 PM #9
"The Harmonizer"
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timeshare Originally Posted by commonlaw
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-10-2009, 03:23 PM #10
Tasmanische Teufal
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- 540
work
12345"So what's a homeless instructor do? Teach people how to build houses outta cardboard boxes and build good trash fires?" - Phuckhuck
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10-10-2009, 03:30 PM #11
Registered User
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Walk
R U Hungry
Wanna Treat
Go for ride
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10-10-2009, 03:34 PM #12
is not awake
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one of my old dogs learned all the synonyms for walk and their spelling. We resorted to completely unrelated terms and hand motions with the dog out of the room.
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10-10-2009, 03:37 PM #13
I'm incomprehensible...
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"Keep fucking that chicken"???
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10-10-2009, 03:40 PM #14
Disturbs the comfortable
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- Land of Lutefisk
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go, walk, car, ride, treat and other words associated with treats, outside. Any of those and my dog goes from being a motionless, lumpy rug on the floor to phillip the hyper hypo.
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10-10-2009, 03:41 PM #15
Loves I-70 traffic
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Walk
Wanna go for a ride?
" " " " hike?
Treat
Stella (friend's dog)
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10-10-2009, 04:18 PM #16
Voodoo Child
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- right behind you!
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Checkmate.
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10-10-2009, 04:31 PM #17
Registered Boozer
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- West Shore
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dinner
feed the dogs
walk
squirrel
rabbit
but we don't need any of those words for the dogs to go nuts at a moment's notice. they just happen to do it whenever they please.
the partners in crime...
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10-10-2009, 04:53 PM #18
How ya doin ?
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- PNW
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Get the kitty
There's a doggie
Her doggie pals' names
Any of my kid's names or Dad
Go
Car
Ride
Walk
Where is it
Creatures ?
Ball
Bath (she retreats fast)
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10-10-2009, 05:05 PM #19
Questionable Tactics
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my old dog had a few....
"who's here"
"dogs"
"ride"
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10-10-2009, 05:16 PM #20
Media Whore
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For us it's:
Treat
Walk
Ride
Everything else is OK.
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10-10-2009, 06:41 PM #21
Registered User
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want to go to a chinese restaurant.
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10-10-2009, 06:46 PM #22
skier
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- vancouver
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cheese
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10-10-2009, 06:53 PM #23
victimville
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- Nov 2003
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- das heights
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Pond
Car Ride
Mohawk.
Mill Creek.
Pizza Bone
Sophie
Shultzie
Ball
Leash
Yuri.
Spelling any of the above (almost). The dog knows how to spell.
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10-10-2009, 07:53 PM #24
Registered User
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This one is big in my house. We don't even have to say the word, spell it out, or imply it. They could be down the street at one of the neighbors house, we lightly and slowly open a thing of string cheese, and next you know the dogs have knocked down the front door and will snag it out of your hand. Think of a word and my dogs would react to it in some way. Originally Posted by todug27
Mommy
Daddy
Food and any thing the implies it in the least
baby
toy
run
walk
etc, etc, etc, etc..........
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10-10-2009, 08:28 PM #25
Merkin Merchant
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Ball, frisbee, toy, and kill. I have always used "where's your frisbe/ball?" to get him to go get the said toy, now all I have to say is where, and he starts looking around for something to play fetch with.
Thats really about it. It's not that he doesn't know what other words mean, its just that he really doesn't care about a whole lot else in life. He knows plenty of other commands, but he really just wants to chase things, that's about it.
I use kill as a pretty universal command. He knows the different meanings depending on the tone of voice I use.__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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