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09-28-2004, 01:09 PM #151Originally Posted by teledave
And to think I almost changed my sig about two days ago."Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy
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09-28-2004, 01:44 PM #152Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
Is that any worse than shatting outside and wiping your ass with a shirt?
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09-28-2004, 01:48 PM #153drowning
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I never said it was a bad thing. Two things though:
1. The blacktop appears to indicate it happening in a public place
2. No pictures of the shirt were taken
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09-28-2004, 02:07 PM #154Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
And after all that effort, we still had to walk down.
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09-28-2004, 02:11 PM #155
Here's what to do...
Max- you should give the skis to me. Easy come, easy go. You don't need them. There's no powder in Louisiana. (Powdered sugar doesn't count.) (Powdered cocaine doesn't count.) It snows where I live. (Frozen water not cocaine.) I will ski the skis. I'll even pay shipping charges. And I won't tell anyone at Powder Magazine that you gave the skis to me. It'll all be OK in the end. Just hand them over. Gently now - don't scratch them. That's it. Good.
Also, I'll contribute to the 201cm Stockli's you need. I'll get you a whole lot of skis. Some Olin, Pre, RD, Blizzards... you name it, you got it. I'll even get you some Geze bindings (those are rare now) to go with your new skis.
C'mon... ship me the skis. You know you'll feel better about it if you do. Don't sell them. Don't give them to anyone else. Just hand them over.
Thanks Max. I knew you could do it.
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09-28-2004, 02:25 PM #156
At this point, the skis don't even matter anymore. This thread is fuckin' funny.
"I smell varmint puntang."
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09-28-2004, 02:28 PM #157drowning
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Originally Posted by CantDog
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09-28-2004, 02:31 PM #158
Shit, Max, come to think of it, I could give you a pair of hardly touched Rossignol XX's, which would be the perfect compliment to your park set-up.
Where would my week be without this thread?"When restraint and courtesy are added to strength, the latter becomes irresistible."
Mohandas Gandhi
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09-28-2004, 02:57 PM #159Originally Posted by CantDog
Summer of 91, the day after the El Dorado 50 miler in the Sierras (Cody Meadows, a few miles south of Hwy 50, near Strawberry). I wanted to do a quick run before driving back to Los Angeles and took only a couple bottles of water with me. I didn't think to bring TP since I had already taken a dump earlier that morning. I guess I must have eaten a lot after the race because, maybe, 30 minutes into the run, I had to unload bigtime. No way I was going to hold this one in, especially as I knew I had about another hour to run. At least I was wearing a tee shirt. Normally on such a sunny day, I would have gone without.
No, I didn't put the shirt back on.Daniel Ortega eats here.
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09-28-2004, 02:59 PM #160Originally Posted by Viva
but did you pack it out??
yuck.
river stones, thats the goods.
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09-28-2004, 03:02 PM #161
Yeah, I was able to roll it up "insideout" and carry it out.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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09-28-2004, 03:03 PM #162Donkey Puncher
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This thread has gone to
shit
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09-28-2004, 03:03 PM #163
i repeat, yuck.
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09-28-2004, 05:31 PM #164
Next story on the tuckermax.com website:
tucker MAX (minus the tucker) visits the Teton Gravity Research message boards, hilarity ensues"Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy
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09-28-2004, 06:19 PM #165drowning
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See Cant... It's not like that hasn't happened before. At least I didn't pack it up and bring it back. That would have just been plain gross.
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09-28-2004, 08:30 PM #166Skiing in 90 days!
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You brought it back? ewwwww
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09-28-2004, 09:24 PM #167
it was only a matter of time. i'm suprised it took this long for someone to adopt a new alias.
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09-28-2004, 09:42 PM #168
$350???????
Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...
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09-28-2004, 10:04 PM #169
Should I sell 'em, huh Spike? Huh?
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09-28-2004, 10:05 PM #170Originally Posted by AltaPowderDaze
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09-28-2004, 10:15 PM #171
You're gonna love the skis, Max. I skied some 175 PRs for 2 years. Now, they're absolutely trashed... but they lasted me a winter and a summer of abuse, and then they were fucked. And then I skied them another winter, and another summer, and now they're dangerous. But the point is, I had a great time on them. Sort of. Hey, maybe they made them better now...
Seriously though... I landed a lot of 'firsts' on those skis, and they took me to the next level. They are a really forgiving ski. You'll like them. Just remember: keep your feet apart. It's tempting to keep your feet together and swivel at the hips, but don't do it. It looks stupid.
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09-29-2004, 07:27 AM #172Originally Posted by phUnk
congratulations, Max.
http://www.mathleague.com/reports/19...de678/AL_6.HTM
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09-29-2004, 07:49 AM #173Originally Posted by Samwich
damn it I wasn't going to post in this thread
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09-29-2004, 08:40 AM #174Registered User
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09-29-2004, 08:55 AM #175Funky But Chic
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