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09-28-2004, 09:30 AM #126Donkey Puncher
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This thread reminds me of my scrotum tuck surgery
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09-28-2004, 09:36 AM #127Originally Posted by iceman
but..mailboxes at dentist school are traditionally very small. the PR's prolly wouldn't fit.
LONG LIVE THE STUPIDEST THREAD EVER!!!!! this is great.thats new hampshire as fuck
We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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09-28-2004, 09:43 AM #128Originally Posted by warthog
Max IS real. We can stop debating on that one.
I recieved a Freeskier Mag from him, addressed to "Buzzworthy real name" and the address and return address written my Max, as the handwriting looked to be from a teenager.
I opened the padded envelope he sent the mag in (from his own money) and there was a Freeskier with the plastic wrap still on. The address of the recipient of this mag does indeed reside in Lousiana and yes the last name is Gosey.
When Max put up a thread about having a double subscription and he was willing to send it to another maggot, I asked him about it. Turns out that I was the one he selected to send it too (he said it may help me thru those hard nights with the baby, very nice of him).
Max has good intentions. He will grow. He will learn from his mistakes. Just like many of us. He is eager, anxious and wants to contribute. He just needs a bit more guiding."boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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09-28-2004, 09:50 AM #129
By my calculations, we need approximately 172 more people telling Max what he should do with the skis, and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.
At that point, if my equations are correct, we will have THE BEST THREAD EVER.
In summary: I hate you. I hate you all.
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09-28-2004, 09:50 AM #130Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
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09-28-2004, 09:57 AM #131Originally Posted by Max Gosey
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09-28-2004, 09:59 AM #132Originally Posted by phUnk
57fine
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09-28-2004, 10:06 AM #133Originally Posted by The Suit
interj.
Used to express surprise, wonder, triumph, puzzlement, or pique.
XOR ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ksôr)
n.
A logical operator that returns a true value if one, but not both, of its operands is true. Also called exclusive OR.
thats the best i could come up with.
a triumphant logical operator.
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09-28-2004, 10:10 AM #134Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by tuffy109
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09-28-2004, 10:18 AM #135
repetitively banging your head against a brick wall will cause lasting damage over time...
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09-28-2004, 10:46 AM #136Permanent JONG
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Max, you shouldn't sell those skis
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09-28-2004, 10:49 AM #137Originally Posted by phUnk
Max, I think you should have gone through with selling the skis on ebay. Seriously, its not like you won an engraved trophy, you won a pair of skis. Do you think that every person who has won a car doesn't sell the thing because its a trophy? Get real. Sell the mofo's, make some cash, and get some big stiff burly skis that you won't overpower so damn easily like the Bro's or the Stockli SS's. The B3 is no good for you. The kind of abuse you'll lay on them at the summit alone with cause them to fall apart. Better yet, I bet you can get a great deal on some Stockli Astroid 201's. They're a few years old now so you could probably buy three pairs of them with the profit you'll make off the PR's. Why do you need three pairs of them you may ask? Well, even though they are some burly sticks, you never know when a ski might snap in half after you repeatedly drop into Corbet's at the summit.
(although I previously responded to this thread, I don't think I actuallly told Max what to do the with skis) 171 to go."Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy
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09-28-2004, 10:58 AM #138
Yeah, he should probably keep the skis (170)
Max is a good kid, he's just an overthinks things, and the fact that all he thinks about is skiing makes for some awkward situations. That, and he hasn't quite learned the art of when NOT to say something. (54)
Edit- I agree. Max definitely needs some 200+ Stocklis.Last edited by gramps; 09-28-2004 at 11:00 AM.
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09-28-2004, 11:00 AM #139
I just felt like I should post in here because everyone else has.
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09-28-2004, 11:02 AM #140
Paraphrasing Richard Milhouse Nixon, I could post here, but that'd be wrong.
I ski because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things.
"This deep snow makes my skis stupid!"
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09-28-2004, 11:07 AM #141
Who'd have thought that our new Service Manager would turn out to be a gorgeous blonde?
Today doesn't suck.
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09-28-2004, 11:37 AM #142Originally Posted by iceman
I would love to be proved wrong, that this aint Max. This would be an all time record for an alias and the actions involved if this in not indeed Max.
And no, I have not been to the "hynotizist"."boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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09-28-2004, 12:05 PM #143User
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I know for a fact the kid ain't real. Because i've met the *not* him. Oh, and Max, you should keep the skis.
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09-28-2004, 12:11 PM #144Originally Posted by Castro's SignatureI should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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09-28-2004, 12:18 PM #145
Yes, but then he would have to change his name to "bigmax4hottiies".
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09-28-2004, 12:19 PM #146Originally Posted by grrrrI should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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09-28-2004, 12:35 PM #147Originally Posted by teledave
and ten characters
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09-28-2004, 12:36 PM #148Registered User
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Last edited by dipstik; 09-28-2004 at 12:59 PM.
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09-28-2004, 12:39 PM #149drowning
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so you shat outside and then wiped your ass with a really large sock... No one cares
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09-28-2004, 12:50 PM #150Registered User
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Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
Actually, I took the shit inside.
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