the 10 steps to being cool. Not in any particular order
1. Ski Pocket Rockets because everyone says I should
2. Pretend that I don't like the Pocket Rockets
3. Post an obscene amount of garbage
4. Have no mind for myself
5. Say things like "screw you guys" and "what should I do?" in the same thread
6. Be from somewhere with no mountains
7. Pretend to be able to buy beer when I'm really only 17
8. Make lots of unfulfillable promises
9. Be stalked by phunk
10. Be an attention whore, without apparently realizing it
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