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  1. #26
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    Wow. Sounds like you were lucky that you got treatment so quickly.

    How did you know that it was so serious?

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    Glad to hear you made it out alive... Best of wishes with the recovery.

    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    iceman bleeds in jeans.
    D'oh! I wanted that one!

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    For quite a while I thoughy it ws the world's worst back spasm but it kept getting worse.
    ???

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    Holy crap dude. Not to get preachy (because I know your grumpy old ass is as jaded as mine), but it might be time to reevaluate some health choices in your life. I always love reading your posts that mention ripping around the 'tude with your son. I want to keep reading them. The rest of your posts suck. You are not funny or clever at all.

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    What the fuck, man.

    You know how this place works....Post first, then hospital. Yer better than that.


    be well.
    Last edited by Z; 09-15-2009 at 10:00 PM.
    Drive slow, homie.

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    l'shana tova

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    Damn, that's intense, glad you pulled through.

    Your curmudgeonly humor would be sorely missed here, and besides, we could no longer say iceman does much in jeans.

    Glad iceman cheats death in jeans.
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    holy fucking shitballs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    Holy crap you survived a burst AAA? You are a lucky badass! Glad you are OK!
    Yeah holy shit

    The mortality of AAA rupture is up to 90%
    lucky badass indeed
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    God fucking dammit! Don't you ever have a fucking "Abdominal_aortic_aneurysm" again without posting a poll here first!

    Welcome back, Sir Ice. Stick around for a long, long while, eh?
    ¡Órale, vato!

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    Glad to see you're okay.

    (hope you swapped out your old colostomy bag during your hospital visit)
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    Wow; it doesn’t get much more serious than a Triple A. Not only does Iceman cheat death in jeans but Iceman has a burly constitution, since a lot of patients spend weeks in the ICU with an open belly attached to a vacuum. Glad to hear that the pithy master of the padded room survived.

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    heal up fast!!!
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    glad you're still wearing jeans, Iceman

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    Wow. Glad to hear that you are on the mend. Place wouldn't be the same without you.
    In with the 9.

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    Fuck, all the good jeans jokes are taken.

    Glad you're still alive dude, get better quick.
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    What's the big deal, not like it's the main artery from your heart or nuthin...

    oh, wait...


    glad to hear you're still fartin in jeans. Best!!!!!!!
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    Fucking shit. You must have had a badass surgeon. Glad to hear it all turned out as well as I've ever heard. You would be sorely missed around these parts.
    ps. Stop smoking
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    Holy fucking shit Joe! Glad you are OK, best wishes and vibes from Liz and I.

    What is the recovery going to be like?

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    Congrats on not dying dood! My dad survived that same shit about 5 years ago and he had 4 heart attacks before that.

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    Sunday:
    Icefrau: "Don't post about this on TGR."
    Tipp: "Yes, Ma'am."


    Today
    Icemang: "I'm bored and want to talk about this."
    Tipp: "I'm working, then going to the concert your almost dead ass is missing out on... I'll call you tomorrow."
    Icemang: Fuck that, I'm posting.

    You home yet, Joe?

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    I'm glad you're still with us.

    Iceman has surgery in jeans.
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    Damn dude, your a lucky bastard.
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    In celebration of your under-exaggerated near-death experience (tis the hand of saint paddy himself, by the grace of god that will heal ya, laddie), I'm loading a car with hookers and blow and driving out immediately. We'll have you on your feet in no time. We should be there by, like, next month.






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    Dood. You're like the only living relative I have that I can talk to.

    Knock it off! Ya hear?

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    Reportedly the doctor said the AAA was caused by a hernia in the stomach wall that was caused by the repeated swinging of a heavy hammer, or maybe a maul.

    Some people say "Do something every day that scares you," but that's pushing it. Heal up fast dude!
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    Damn! That's serious shit. Glad you're ok.
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