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Thread: Hey, I'm alive!
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09-15-2009, 09:20 PM #26
Wow. Sounds like you were lucky that you got treatment so quickly.
How did you know that it was so serious?
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09-15-2009, 09:29 PM #27
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09-15-2009, 09:36 PM #28Mr. Old Lady
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Holy crap dude. Not to get preachy (because I know your grumpy old ass is as jaded as mine), but it might be time to reevaluate some health choices in your life. I always love reading your posts that mention ripping around the 'tude with your son. I want to keep reading them. The rest of your posts suck. You are not funny or clever at all.
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09-15-2009, 09:48 PM #29
What the fuck, man.
You know how this place works....Post first, then hospital. Yer better than that.
be well.Last edited by Z; 09-15-2009 at 10:00 PM.
Drive slow, homie.
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09-15-2009, 09:48 PM #30
l'shana tova
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09-15-2009, 09:54 PM #31
Damn, that's intense, glad you pulled through.
Your curmudgeonly humor would be sorely missed here, and besides, we could no longer say iceman does much in jeans.
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09-15-2009, 09:55 PM #32
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holy fucking shitballs
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09-15-2009, 10:01 PM #33
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09-15-2009, 10:06 PM #34
God fucking dammit! Don't you ever have a fucking "Abdominal_aortic_aneurysm" again without posting a poll here first!
Welcome back, Sir Ice. Stick around for a long, long while, eh?Daniel Ortega eats here.
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09-15-2009, 10:07 PM #35
Glad to see you're okay.
(hope you swapped out your old colostomy bag during your hospital visit)
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09-15-2009, 10:09 PM #36
Wow; it doesn’t get much more serious than a Triple A. Not only does Iceman cheat death in jeans but Iceman has a burly constitution, since a lot of patients spend weeks in the ICU with an open belly attached to a vacuum. Glad to hear that the pithy master of the padded room survived.
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09-15-2009, 10:14 PM #37
heal up fast!!!
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09-15-2009, 10:15 PM #38
glad you're still wearing jeans, Iceman
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09-15-2009, 10:21 PM #39
Wow. Glad to hear that you are on the mend. Place wouldn't be the same without you.
In with the 9.
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09-15-2009, 10:24 PM #40
Fuck, all the good jeans jokes are taken.
Glad you're still alive dude, get better quick."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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09-15-2009, 10:24 PM #41
What's the big deal, not like it's the main artery from your heart or nuthin...
oh, wait...
glad to hear you're still fartin in jeans. Best!!!!!!!Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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09-15-2009, 10:27 PM #42
Fucking shit. You must have had a badass surgeon. Glad to hear it all turned out as well as I've ever heard. You would be sorely missed around these parts.
ps. Stop smoking"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
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09-15-2009, 10:46 PM #43
Holy fucking shit Joe! Glad you are OK, best wishes and vibes from Liz and I.
What is the recovery going to be like?
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09-15-2009, 10:50 PM #44
Congrats on not dying dood! My dad survived that same shit about 5 years ago and he had 4 heart attacks before that.
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09-15-2009, 10:59 PM #45
Sunday:
Icefrau: "Don't post about this on TGR."
Tipp: "Yes, Ma'am."
Today
Icemang: "I'm bored and want to talk about this."
Tipp: "I'm working, then going to the concert your almost dead ass is missing out on... I'll call you tomorrow."
Icemang: Fuck that, I'm posting.
You home yet, Joe?
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09-15-2009, 11:17 PM #46
I'm glad you're still with us.
Iceman has surgery in jeans."if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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09-15-2009, 11:22 PM #47
Damn dude, your a lucky bastard.
When life gives you haters, make haterade.
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09-15-2009, 11:27 PM #48glocal
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In celebration of your under-exaggerated near-death experience (tis the hand of saint paddy himself, by the grace of god that will heal ya, laddie), I'm loading a car with hookers and blow and driving out immediately. We'll have you on your feet in no time. We should be there by, like, next month.
edit:
Dood. You're like the only living relative I have that I can talk to.
Knock it off! Ya hear?
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09-15-2009, 11:33 PM #49
Reportedly the doctor said the AAA was caused by a hernia in the stomach wall that was caused by the repeated swinging of a heavy hammer, or maybe a maul.
Some people say "Do something every day that scares you," but that's pushing it. Heal up fast dude!# # #
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09-15-2009, 11:36 PM #50who guards the guardians?
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Damn! That's serious shit. Glad you're ok.
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I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
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