List: 10 Things that Make You Ridiculously Happy

[mr walker]

what HA said...except for me:

Remove the ink thing and add my job(s). Making big shit fall over with a chainsaw/skiing.

But well done sir, well done.

[Meanfruit]

this post has just bothered me for days since I first read it. It's just soooo....
saccharine sweet and ahhhhhhh, puke!

I've a kid and I've spent time developing him and watching him grow and here's some realism for you.

10. He only wants to ski with me when he wants something.
9. He steals all my best gear and never puts anything back where he got it.
8. He takes great delight in being stronger than me now and like's to rub it in.
7. He's very intelligent and knows how to lie nearly as good as me.
6. He gets me into trouble with my wife.
5. He steals my line
4. He can ski faster than me now and it really pisses me off.
3. He got a job in the summer until he could afford bought a pair of Megawatts and then quit.
2. He sleeps in the car driving to the ski hill or is zombied out on his ipod.
1. I luv the little bastard but he's now too big to wallop.

Luv the little bastard? MAKE A MAN OUT OF HIM AND KICK HIM THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.

[Scotsman50]

Luv the little bastard? MAKE A MAN OUT OF HIM AND KICK HIM THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.

He's only 12 for God's sake.





Kidding ...he's 17,, weren't you like that at 17!
He's a great lad.

[Meanfruit]

He's old enough to know better. My kid borrows my stuff, he'd better return it. Seriously, I've got an 18 year old and that 'lil fucker better treat me with the same respect I give him, or I'd be dimming his lights,no fucking around. And no, he can't keep up, and the day he can, I'm going wakeboarding

[Scotsman50]

He's old enough to know better. My kid borrows my stuff, he'd better return it. Seriously, I've got an 18 year old and that 'lil fucker better treat me with the same respect I give him, or I'd be dimming his lights,no fucking around. And no, he can't keep up, and the day he can, I'm going wakeboarding

But you're a conformist , I'm not

[Meanfruit]

^^^^^ FTW.

[JONg Doe]

10) TGR threads that stay on topic for more than 5 replies.
9) Eating at local restaurants that wouldn't be nearly as good anywhere else in the world (ie LaParilla in Bozeman, the Taco Bus in Driggs, Zorbaz Pizza anywhere in MN)
8) Drinking at bars that wouldn't be as fun anywhere else or with different people (ie The Half Moon Saloon, The Trap, The Knotty Pine, The Royal Wolf)
7) Hanging out with my niece (no really, not making fun of Beandip).
6) The feeling of electricity in the air when it starts dumping.
5) New ski gear...yeah, I'm an unapologetic consumer and am easily distracted by shiny things.
4) Getting a sincere "thanks" for anything.
3) The season's first real pow turns.
2) Accomplishing a goal or task...regardless of how small or unimportant
1) Time with friends or family after a long time away.

[MMP]

^^thank you, sincerely, for being so fucking boring.

[plugboots]

I think I like the pre-boyfriend posts by BD4A better.