An Email I Received. . .WTF?

[soho]

"The dude got one response, from my old roommate offering to knock up his wife for a plane ticket and a case of Natural Light. But the best part is he is now leaving his wife for a woman with 3 kids."

Now that is great.

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[Tye 1on]

I don't really know this guy, met him at a wedding and had a few drinks, played golf with him and the wedding party.

But it gets better. His email is several months old so I checked in with a mutual friend (the one who had the wedding) to see what has happened. Here is his email. . .

"The dude got one response, from my old roommate offering to knock up his wife for a plane ticket and a case of Natural Light. But the best part is he is now leaving his wife for a woman with 3 kids."

you couldn't write this shit any better...

[plugboots]

I hate morons.

[sftc]

Joe,

You really need to stay in touch with this guy, because about 6 months from now his new wife, the breeder with the kids, will be "miraculously" pregnant and 9 months after that she will have a baby that looks nothing like him, but suspiciously like the pool boy or the neighbor. And he'll still call it a miracle. And then she'll leave him.

[The AD]

But the best part is he is now leaving his wife for a woman with 3 kids.

This seems to be a common thread among people who ask for others to pray for them. I guess they can always ask God for forgiveness.

[Sir Jongalot]

Wow.
Do you guys ever think about anything or just gaze at colorful objects in between sessions of mopping up your slobber puddles?

A huge percentage of your life is spent trying to pass on your genes.
I could go into that.......attraction to pretty women/being good at whatever or wealthy/powerful/funny etc etc to attract those women is only from your fundamental desire to pass on your genes. Duuuuuhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr..

Ohhhhh!!! I get it now.

But let me see if I can interpret....why do chicks go out with ugly, belligerent, egotistical assholes....must be because they know that that way they'll never ever be tempted to procreate with these cretins. Makes sense now.

Thanks!!

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Ohhhhh!!! I get it now.

But let me see if I can interpret....why do chicks go out with ugly, belligerent, egotistical assholes....must be because they know that that way they'll never ever be tempted to procreate with these cretins. Makes sense now.

Thanks!!

You're ugly and belligerent?

Don't forget massively butthurt as well.

Seriously, how does someone who only posts on the internet get you sooooo butthurt? You must be really pathetic.

[sftc]

[Sir Jongalot]

You're ugly and belligerent?

Don't forget massively butthurt as well.

Seriously, how does someone who only posts on the internet get you sooooo butthurt? You must be really pathetic.

I'm not offended. Just calling them as I see them. Why does that make YOU so butthurt?

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I'm not offended. Just calling them as I see them. Why does that make YOU so butthurt?

Quit projecting already
Location: Blurreds craw

You've had that for years.

Sir Jongalot=butthurt faceless loser that spends his life posting on message boards NOT to meet people but to STALK them and get BUTTHURT while attempting to live vicariously through them as he lives on the EAST COAST. MORON. HAHAHAHA!!!!

[Chainsaw_Willie]

i'm sorry i have no money to donate today. but, what i am willing to do is make make a donation of semen, delivered directly to her cervix, at no cost to anyone.
your welcome in advance.

Dude... What if she's a hirsute 400 lbs?

[mobygrape]

I guess a more comparable scenario would be asking for money for a vasectomy. The idea of praying for someone's vasectomy is even funnier!

I have a story of a friend who's parent's paid for their son-in-laws vasectomy after the third child. He waited a while to schedule surgery, and in the meantime his wife got pregnant again.

He had hell of a time explaining how that happened. "WTF did you do with the money we sent you?"