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    What is "cool" anyways?

    A recent thread has discussion claiming being cool and having a facebook account are mutually exclusive. This got me to thinking, what actually is cool anyways?

    Wikipedia describes cool as:

    Cool is an aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance and style, influenced by and a product of the Zeitgeist. Because of the varied and changing connotations of cool, as well its subjective nature, the word has no single meaning. It has associations of composure and self-control (cf. the OED definition) and often is used as an expression of admiration or approval.

    So what do you all think is cool?

    I'll start. In this day and age, I think originality is cool. This is probably due to the fact that after several thousand years of modern human civilization, most things worth doing have already been accomplished.

    I think pow turns are cool.

    Learning has to be cool.

    Helping other people is cool.

    I don't think talking shit to somebody on TGR is cool just because you can, and the person you are talking shit to will likely never find out who you are.

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    Beavis has explained this already -- stuff that doesn't suck is cool.

    This is covered in his koan:
    "If nothing sucked, and like, everything was cool all the time, then it’s like, how would you know it was cool?”

    Kinda like the sound of one hand clapping but, you know, with stuff that is cool.

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    Cool is not starting or posting in dumbass threads like this.





    wait....
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    Cool is not starting or posting in dumbass threads like this.





    wait....

    I must humbly disagree. Cool IS posting in such threads as it is a glib and hip way of referencing their dumbass-ness without directly acknowledging such.





    wait...

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    If you have to ask you, are not cool.

    If you have to ask if something is cool, then by definition, it is not.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Everything "cool" is the opposite of hutash.

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    my fridge is cool......

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    cool is what something is when its not quite cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    I don't think talking shit to somebody on TGR is cool just because you can, and the person you are talking shit to will likely never find out who you are.
    Not cool but it sure is fun, you dork.
    If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

    - Eddie Izzard

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    Quote Originally Posted by movementpad88 View Post
    cool is what something is when its not quite cold.
    Shut the hell up Mick!

    Am I cool now?

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    Cool is a marketing campaign designed to sell crap to dumb people.
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    cool may also be defined as something which is socially in vogue this item or state of being then becomes popular and then loses its edge, ceasing to be cool.
    Therefore cool is a socially implemented form imposed on an abstract structure, idea, theme or statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Cool is a marketing campaign designed to sell crap to dumb people.
    Do you mean like, "Change we can believe in?"

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    Iceman is cool by definition. Literal definition.

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    Nothing is cool.

    Mcenroe & Birdapres

    http://radio3.cbc.ca/bands/Mcenroe-Birdapres/
    Press play on "Nothing is Cool" and have a listen.
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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Snow Fresh Kool



    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCxff1Dyy2w"]YouTube - Kool Cigarette commercial[/ame]

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    Lung cancer isn't cool.

    Let's try to steer this thread in the right direction. Remember, originality is cool.

    And so is this.

    Last edited by stalefish3169; 08-31-2009 at 10:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    Lung cancer isn't cool.

    Let's try to steer this thread in the right direction. Remember, originality is cool.
    You're being boring. Stop boring everybody, Bore.

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    Cool is the opposite of gay. Gay is the same as the term "stalefish".

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    I knew a gal with stalefish scent. That was uncool....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moeghoul View Post
    I knew a gal with stalefish scent. That was uncool....
    Blurred is going to get pissed with you talking about his mother on the interwebz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    Blurred is going to get pissed with you talking about his mother on the interwebz.
    This thread has really turned into a grand slam for you, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred View Post
    This thread has really turned into a grand slam for you, eh?
    It's definitely not as "cool" as the 38,584 "What skis should I buy?" threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    Let's try to steer this thread in the right direction. Remember, originality is cool.
    Hows this for original?





    And don't get mad at me. This website said it was cool.
    If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

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    ^^^^ That made me laugh, so I guess it's cool.

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