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    Following simple directions. What's with people?

    What the fuck is with people not being able to follow simple instructions?

    If you are asked to be fasting prior to something PLEASE BE FASTING! We're not asking people to fast just for the hell of it. It actually serves a purpose. When you go back to see your provider and wonder why the test came back inconclusive....huh, probably because you didn't FOLLOW THE SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS

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    maybe they are just stupid people

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    Does coffee count?
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    'cause you didn't say "Simon Says"

    Duh

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    Cause I was hungry and I've always eaten like a pig when I've been hungry so I just a had a little. I figured just one burger wouldn't be too much.
    You are what you eat.
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    go work at some large event directing people to the exit

    make sure the exit is clearly marked

    and make sure you tell people where the exit is when they walk up to you (in front of the sign) and ask where the exit is

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    Ohhhhhh!! I thought fasting meant get there fast, so I stopped by McDonalds drivethrough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleYellowFriend View Post
    maybe they are just stupid people
    yes, there definitely are those that I have to deal with every fucking day

    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    Does coffee count?
    Yes, coffee does count

    Quote Originally Posted by gatorboy View Post
    'cause you didn't say "Simon Says"

    Duh
    that's not a bad idea.....hmmm, might just have to try that one out next time

    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Cause I was hungry and I've always eaten like a pig when I've been hungry so I just a had a little. I figured just one burger wouldn't be too much.
    I've actually had someone say something very similar to this once....

    Quote Originally Posted by legallyillegal View Post
    go work at some large event directing people to the exit

    make sure the exit is clearly marked

    and make sure you tell people where the exit is when they walk up to you (in front of the sign) and ask where the exit is
    do people go blind in a hospital or large event?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot View Post
    Ohhhhhh!! I thought fasting meant get there fast, so I stopped by McDonalds drivethrough.
    please see my reply to LYF....can't fix stupid

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    "Your blood test result was inconclusive. But good news! The stupidity test came back positive."

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    Speaking of which, all the freshmen checked in today on campus. Let the stupidity begin.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Try building something in the south.
    Just hand someone a hammer and call them a carpenter.

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    So at work this year I was the boss and I told my 40 year old crew member "stand down from the net and scare fish up into it, can you handle that?" "Yes" He replies

    We set I'm dragging the net to shore (a beach seine) and he's upstream from the net scaring the fish that are in the net out of the net

    I start yelling "No No down here (pointing where I'm standing) down here scaring fish up into the net"

    He stops everything thing and yells "well be fucking specific"

    If I could have fired him I would have fired him on the spot, fucking idiot.
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    Lunchtime?
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty View Post
    Speaking of which, all the freshmen checked in today on campus. Let the stupidity begin.
    no shit.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    Look on the bright side of things. It sounds like their stupidity is good job security.
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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    Here is a typical conversation I have...

    "Good news Mrs. Smith, all the lab tests came back normal."

    "So I just wasted all that money, and you didn't find anything?"

    "Well, I found out a lot actually, like you don't have kidney failure, or liver problems"

    "So it was a waste of money, and the tests were useless, right?"

    "Well, would you rather I found you had terminal cancer?"

    or something like that

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    gotta love those kinds hutash

    We usually get (esp. from the public aid folks)...."ahhh screw it my insurance will cover it so it shouldn't cost anything"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    So at work this year I was the boss and I told my 40 year old crew member
    40 year olds don't end up being supervised by young folks because of their brilliance.
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea 2 Ski View Post
    Look on the bright side of things. It sounds like their stupidity is good job security.
    Unless the stupid person gets the promotion instead of you because they stand out.

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