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08-21-2009, 02:28 PM #1
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Following simple directions. What's with people?
What the fuck is with people not being able to follow simple instructions?
If you are asked to be fasting prior to something PLEASE BE FASTING! We're not asking people to fast just for the hell of it. It actually serves a purpose. When you go back to see your provider and wonder why the test came back inconclusive....huh, probably because you didn't FOLLOW THE SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS
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08-21-2009, 02:54 PM #2LittleYellowFriend Guest
maybe they are just stupid people
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08-21-2009, 02:56 PM #3
truckin'
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Does coffee count?
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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08-21-2009, 03:00 PM #4
2-finger scrollin'
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'cause you didn't say "Simon Says"
Duh
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08-21-2009, 03:13 PM #5
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Cause I was hungry and I've always eaten like a pig when I've been hungry so I just a had a little. I figured just one burger wouldn't be too much.
You are what you eat.
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There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.
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08-21-2009, 03:15 PM #6
Luongolympics
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go work at some large event directing people to the exit
make sure the exit is clearly marked
and make sure you tell people where the exit is when they walk up to you (in front of the sign) and ask where the exit is
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08-21-2009, 03:19 PM #7
My hate is Christian love
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Ohhhhhh!! I thought fasting meant get there fast, so I stopped by McDonalds drivethrough.
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08-21-2009, 03:44 PM #8
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yes, there definitely are those that I have to deal with every fucking day
Originally Posted by LittleYellowFriend
Yes, coffee does count Originally Posted by Tye 1on
that's not a bad idea.....hmmm, might just have to try that one out next time Originally Posted by gatorboy
I've actually had someone say something very similar to this once.... Originally Posted by Beaver
do people go blind in a hospital or large event? Originally Posted by legallyillegal
please see my reply to LYF....can't fix stupid Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot
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08-21-2009, 03:48 PM #9
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"Your blood test result was inconclusive. But good news! The stupidity test came back positive."
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08-21-2009, 03:50 PM #10
Livin' the Moontime
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Speaking of which, all the freshmen checked in today on campus. Let the stupidity begin.
"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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08-21-2009, 04:02 PM #11
Non Threating Male Friend
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Try building something in the south.
Just hand someone a hammer and call them a carpenter.
Here are some gems from my current job.
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08-21-2009, 04:03 PM #12
In van, down by the river
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So at work this year I was the boss and I told my 40 year old crew member "stand down from the net and scare fish up into it, can you handle that?" "Yes" He replies
We set I'm dragging the net to shore (a beach seine) and he's upstream from the net scaring the fish that are in the net out of the net
I start yelling "No No down here (pointing where I'm standing) down here scaring fish up into the net"
He stops everything thing and yells "well be fucking specific"
If I could have fired him I would have fired him on the spot, fucking idiot.Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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08-21-2009, 04:06 PM #13
Livin' the Moontime
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Lunchtime? Originally Posted by WWCD
"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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08-21-2009, 04:34 PM #14
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no shit. Originally Posted by 72Twenty
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-21-2009, 04:35 PM #15
Agent of Tang
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"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-21-2009, 04:42 PM #16
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08-21-2009, 05:01 PM #17
Zen Slacker
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Look on the bright side of things. It sounds like their stupidity is good job security.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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08-21-2009, 06:36 PM #18
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Here is a typical conversation I have...
"Good news Mrs. Smith, all the lab tests came back normal."
"So I just wasted all that money, and you didn't find anything?"
"Well, I found out a lot actually, like you don't have kidney failure, or liver problems"
"So it was a waste of money, and the tests were useless, right?"
"Well, would you rather I found you had terminal cancer?"
or something like that
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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08-21-2009, 07:09 PM #19
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gotta love those kinds hutash
We usually get (esp. from the public aid folks)...."ahhh screw it my insurance will cover it so it shouldn't cost anything"
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08-21-2009, 07:47 PM #20
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40 year olds don't end up being supervised by young folks because of their brilliance. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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08-21-2009, 08:04 PM #21
Luongolympics
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Unless the stupid person gets the promotion instead of you because they stand out. Originally Posted by Sea 2 Ski
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