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07-29-2009, 06:38 PM #26The Shred Pirate Roberts
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The owner of the horse must be really chomping at the bit to get this sick man in the big house!
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07-29-2009, 06:57 PM #27
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/hartwood2
The song "Enumclaw" is appropriate to this thread....Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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07-29-2009, 07:22 PM #28CravenurdotterII Guest
Ok.....who thinks I need a taller bucket?......too bad he's a Gelding......I'll tell him we have to remove the impaction so he doesn't colic. A shot of Banamine and he won't feel it(with my smallish organ might not be an issue anyways)
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07-29-2009, 08:17 PM #29
Reminds me of the OSU player caught drunk with the gay sheep a few years ago.
http://www.fanblogs.com/oregon_state/004973.php
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07-29-2009, 09:18 PM #30
Back when I was in highschool some kid from my town was caught standing on a 10 gallon bucket, taking a horse from behind. When the cops showed up they grabbed him as he was riding away on his bicycle. We still laugh about that shit today.
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07-29-2009, 09:19 PM #31
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07-29-2009, 09:21 PM #32
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07-29-2009, 09:23 PM #33
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07-29-2009, 09:41 PM #34CravenurdotterII Guest
Just messin' with ya!
Hay.......I wonder if the guy was able to post Bale?
Hay Baleif escort our horse lover to his stall.
I think the guy fell for the Mare's halter top.
Guess that's one way of keeping a horse from turning tail when you approach them......wonder if he learned that at a Ray Hunt clinic?
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07-29-2009, 09:43 PM #35
That is so fucked up "again" how many times did he rape a horse?
!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!+_)(*&^%$#@?!?!@#$
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07-29-2009, 09:49 PM #36CravenurdotterII Guest
Now here's the proper horse response to human abuse:
ouch
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07-29-2009, 10:16 PM #37
Story inspired by the unaired director's cuts of MR. ED.
Every man dies. Not every man lives.
You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.
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07-29-2009, 10:24 PM #38Not in Wyoming any more
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07-29-2009, 10:29 PM #39
I actually wouldn't have guessed that the "horse-penisperer" was black... am I guilty of reverse-profiling?
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07-30-2009, 12:28 AM #40
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07-30-2009, 02:34 AM #41
Let everyone who wants to nail horses, goats, dogs, ducks, whatever! Dead or alive, I don't care! More chicks for me!!!
okbye
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07-30-2009, 07:26 AM #42
Life is gonna be tough for that guy - saddled with 2 counts of sex with a horse.
Maybe he can learn to rein in his urges.Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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07-30-2009, 08:29 AM #43
How is life not already tough for this guy? Spell Loser with the biggest L you can and you are not quite there.
Talk of the Seattle area horse incident is what taught me to never, ever, click on a link that Blurred inserts into a thread. Ever. And it was in a Pol Asshat thread if I remember right.
FTW over.
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07-30-2009, 09:38 AM #44
In other news, Sarah Jessica Parker's agent released an official statement that this incident did not affect her decision to cancel a highly anticipated visit to Columbia, S.C.
We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
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07-30-2009, 10:10 AM #45
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07-30-2009, 11:05 AM #46
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07-30-2009, 11:35 AM #47CravenurdotterII Guest
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07-30-2009, 11:58 AM #48
recent gallop poles suggest there is public support for putting him down.
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07-30-2009, 12:15 PM #49The Shred Pirate Roberts
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The animal rights movement must be horse from crying about this injustice! I wonder if anyone will pony up for the bale. I'm guessing that hide or hoof won't be seen of his family, who reside in Filly. His girlfriend is the one that has been taken most aback, she always thought he was such a stallion!
It took me quite some time to draft all these puns!
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07-30-2009, 12:36 PM #50thank you very little
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