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    The owner of the horse must be really chomping at the bit to get this sick man in the big house!

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    http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/hartwood2

    The song "Enumclaw" is appropriate to this thread.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

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    Ok.....who thinks I need a taller bucket?......too bad he's a Gelding......I'll tell him we have to remove the impaction so he doesn't colic. A shot of Banamine and he won't feel it(with my smallish organ might not be an issue anyways)


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    Reminds me of the OSU player caught drunk with the gay sheep a few years ago.

    http://www.fanblogs.com/oregon_state/004973.php

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    Back when I was in highschool some kid from my town was caught standing on a 10 gallon bucket, taking a horse from behind. When the cops showed up they grabbed him as he was riding away on his bicycle. We still laugh about that shit today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CravenurdotterII View Post
    ^^^^^^are you Tronacate?
    actually, this isn't a racist thing... that's the pic supplied with the story of the perp. "Rodell Vereen". Nice try though.

    *unless the picture isn't in fact Mr. Vereen, in which case the article writer is the racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    actually, this isn't a racist thing... that's the pic supplied with the story of the perp. "Rodell Vereen". Nice try though.

    *unless the picture isn't in fact Mr. Vereen, in which case the article writer is the racist.
    Hey, like the song says "I like big butts and I can't deny......"

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    That slut horse needs to learn to say "neigh."
    naaaaayyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    actually, this isn't a racist thing... that's the pic supplied with the story of the perp. "Rodell Vereen". Nice try though.

    *unless the picture isn't in fact Mr. Vereen, in which case the article writer is the racist.
    Just messin' with ya!


    Hay.......I wonder if the guy was able to post Bale?

    Hay Baleif escort our horse lover to his stall.

    I think the guy fell for the Mare's halter top.



    Guess that's one way of keeping a horse from turning tail when you approach them......wonder if he learned that at a Ray Hunt clinic?

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    That is so fucked up "again" how many times did he rape a horse?
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    Now here's the proper horse response to human abuse:




    ouch

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    Story inspired by the unaired director's cuts of MR. ED.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snapt View Post
    Reminds me of the OSU player caught drunk with the gay sheep a few years ago.

    http://www.fanblogs.com/oregon_state/004973.php
    As a University of Oregon alum and fan, I love that story.

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    I actually wouldn't have guessed that the "horse-penisperer" was black... am I guilty of reverse-profiling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post
    There's a video of the event too, but I trust no one wants to see it
    scarring.
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    Let everyone who wants to nail horses, goats, dogs, ducks, whatever! Dead or alive, I don't care! More chicks for me!!!

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    Life is gonna be tough for that guy - saddled with 2 counts of sex with a horse.

    Maybe he can learn to rein in his urges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snow_slider View Post
    Life is gonna be tough for that guy - saddled with 2 counts of sex with a horse.

    Maybe he can learn to rein in his urges.
    How is life not already tough for this guy? Spell Loser with the biggest L you can and you are not quite there.

    Talk of the Seattle area horse incident is what taught me to never, ever, click on a link that Blurred inserts into a thread. Ever. And it was in a Pol Asshat thread if I remember right.

    FTW over.
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    In other news, Sarah Jessica Parker's agent released an official statement that this incident did not affect her decision to cancel a highly anticipated visit to Columbia, S.C.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carvedog View Post
    How is life not already tough for this guy? Spell Loser with the biggest L you can and you are not quite there.

    Talk of the Seattle area horse incident is what taught me to never, ever, click on a link that Blurred inserts into a thread. Ever. And it was in a Pol Asshat thread if I remember right.

    FTW over.
    Do you feel better now that you got that off your chest? I guess I should have put quotation marks around my puns...saddle...rein....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushmouth View Post
    "Everyone around here has horses," Kenley said. "And they all said the same thing. You should have shot him."

    Talking horses...wow.
    Nice. I just laughed my tits off...
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    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by snow_slider View Post
    Life is gonna be tough for that guy - saddled with 2 counts of sex with a horse.

    Maybe he can learn to rein in his urges.

    Hopefully this incident will spur more research into this odd behaviour.

    I worry that they're just gonna trot the guy into the courthouse and convict him without a fair trial. Case might not be as much of a cinch as the prosecutor thinks.

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    recent gallop poles suggest there is public support for putting him down.

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    The animal rights movement must be horse from crying about this injustice! I wonder if anyone will pony up for the bale. I'm guessing that hide or hoof won't be seen of his family, who reside in Filly. His girlfriend is the one that has been taken most aback, she always thought he was such a stallion!

    It took me quite some time to draft all these puns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wi3dzmin View Post
    In other news, Sarah Jessica Parker's agent released an official statement that this incident did not affect her decision to cancel a highly anticipated visit to Columbia, S.C.
    heh......

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