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    holy fuck 4 years of a relationship over

    AK mermaid and I are no more I'll miss her 4 years we were together but nothing can last forever right? So I'm single that could be fun.

    Also I'm drunk as fuck
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Dood, your young. So ya, 4 years down the tubes can either be viewed as a waste or you hopefully had good times together, taught each other a thing or two and your a better person for knowing each other. You'll live and have fun looking for the next friend with privileges.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Now you can post all those naked pics you took of her!
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Now you can post all those naked pics you took of her!
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    edg, ftw
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    With only four posts before mine, I thought I had some shot at being the first to demand naked pics. Glad to see others were on the ball. Well played edg.

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    so where the fck are the were not dating anymore vid's and pics? Sheese, will you never learn?

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    edg stealing rontele's thunder = classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    Also I'm drunk as fuck
    I can tell...everything is spelled correctly
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    ak pow monkey sex tape:

    [ame="http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html"]The North American Humping Tortoise Video@@AMEPARAM@@http://embed.break.com/828259@@AMEPARAM@@828259[/ame]

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    who knew male turtles had vaginas in their mouths that queef with every breath. Interesting.
    sigless.

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    that turtle vid is hilarious.
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    that turtle vid is hilarious.
    x2

    If you haven't watched it yet, DO IT!!!
    pmiP triD remroF

    -dna-

    !!!timoV cimotA erutuF

    -ottom-

    "!!!emit a ta anigav eno dlroW eht gnirolpxE"

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    It probably deserves it's own thread. That girl turtle is way into it... as she SHOULD be when a dude turtle puts on that kind of performance. BRAVO SIR, BRAVO.

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    I see you finally reached the threshold of the weight differential.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I see you finally reached the threshold of the weight differential.

    I'd perfectly happily take the motorboat out for a ride.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    my sentiments entirely edg
    eiffel tower perchance

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    Shotgun clean.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    nothign says fuck you like the double team with the best friend

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    just like dp girl ah goood times

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    AK mermaid and I are no more I'll miss her 4 years we were together but nothing can last forever right? So I'm single that could be fun.

    Also I'm drunk as fuck
    Four years and the only piece of ass you ever got was when your finger punched through the toilet paper.
    "Nothing is funnier than Hitler." - Smokey McPole

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    Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I do believe the turtle came twice!
    High fives!

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    Turtle's O face is v. funny.

    But I'm guessing not as much so a AKPM's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasputin View Post
    Best advice ever.

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