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07-10-2009, 09:51 PM #76
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07-10-2009, 10:01 PM #77Funky But Chic
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07-10-2009, 10:04 PM #78Funky But Chic
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07-11-2009, 01:32 AM #79
plum grenades. duh
or to keep it out of your yard, trap it with the 'have a heart' trap. then cut off all four legs (bbq the hind legs so as not to piss off the PETA fags). set just outside your yard. this is the green method since no driving is required to relocate the squirrel
a cat is basically helpless here because as soon as he goes outside a million blue jays (which are much more like rats than are squirrels) will show up to harass him.
maybe the folks at scarysquirrel.org can help
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07-11-2009, 07:39 AM #80
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07-11-2009, 10:12 AM #81
Actually, we don't have any CWD "up here". What CWD there is is pretty much contained "down there" by Madison. And I'm sure squirrels are perfectly safe to eat, just like rats. I have a whole long story about squirrel meat which I won't get into.
ice - are you Jer(k)? I remember that toolbag harping several times about CWD whilst stalking me.
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07-11-2009, 10:30 AM #82
iceman wrote
Hey rabbits are rodents, and they're tasty.
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07-11-2009, 10:34 AM #83
iceman eats anything in jeans
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07-11-2009, 01:33 PM #84Funky But Chic
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Absolutely not. I've only had one alias, "Lefty", for a while about a year or two ago when I was gonna change my name and that's it except for one I had for like a half-hour before SSD busted me, years ago. I have a hard enough time coping with one name, never mind aliases.
I've known about CWD for a long time though, I might've mentioned it to you sometime or other.
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07-12-2009, 09:10 AM #85
I've been thinki ng of changing my name to Puke. Legally - in the real world. Puke is a really funny word. Plus, I could always insist that it be pronounced "Poo - kay".
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07-12-2009, 09:32 AM #86Funky But Chic
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Or you could say it "Pookie", that might work.
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07-12-2009, 10:13 AM #87who guards the guardians?
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Have you offered it a job in Jackson yet? I hear that gets squirrels to relocate thousands of miles away.
I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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07-12-2009, 12:11 PM #88
Of course, this is 10-years-in-federal PMITA prison if you do this. It's called making an unregistered silencer.
It's interesting to note that the original law making silencers hard to get was passed in the Depression at the request of the Fish & Game department - so that poor families couldn't poach deer out of season to feed their families. It's a real class-warfare relic of the 30s and needs to go away.
In the rest of the world, you can buy silencers over the counter easily, like it should be here.
Oh, and you can't silence airguns either under this law.
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07-12-2009, 06:42 PM #89
I took a liking to this little guy last month in Morro Bay.Just feed him,make friends...
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07-12-2009, 08:31 PM #90
www.tannerite.com
Not very quiet and not very good for the deck, but effective.
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07-29-2021, 12:45 PM #91Minion
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Killing Squirrels
I used to hunt squirrels in the Wisconsin woods when I was a teen. We ate them and they were pretty good. Kinda like Chicken.
I would never even think of eating a squirrel from an urban area. They are just cute rats, they eat garbage and anything they can get their paws on.
I use a .177 Crossman pellet gun. It does the job. Nothing else will. Prevention does not work.Last edited by Intruudir ; 07-29-2021 at 12:54 PM. Reason: clarification
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07-29-2021, 01:08 PM #92
^When you were a kid back in Wisconsin, you ever try to cram a squirrel up your ass?
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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07-29-2021, 01:41 PM #93
Live or dead?
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07-29-2021, 01:46 PM #94
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07-29-2021, 02:05 PM #95
So, live.
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07-29-2021, 02:49 PM #96Registered User
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Last time I got rid of a squirrel with a Siberian husky, squirrel chose the wrong way and it was the last misteak he made
A squirrel is just a Rat with a good publicistLee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
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07-29-2021, 03:05 PM #97
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07-29-2021, 03:41 PM #98
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07-29-2021, 03:51 PM #99
Give the squirrel a road bike and let the angry Mags run him over.
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07-29-2021, 10:11 PM #100
Memberberry. The viral email they are reading stayed remarkably intact as it floated around. I first got it in '96 or '97 from a friend who claimed to have written it. His email called the source "the paper" but he did say it was from the LA Times, and later versions were more specific. I've always assumed he copied it from a coworker or something but we've tracked its progress anyway. That's awesome. Thanks!
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