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  1. 06-13-2009, 08:22 AM #1
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    Pirate crew wanted

    ..and no, geniuses, I'm not talking about butt-pirates.

    I was reading Blurred's cruise ship thread and it sounded pretty cool except for the work part and the dealing with tourists part and the being trapped on a ship part and the low pay part. Get rid of that shit and yeah - six months on the high seas sounds pretty rad.

    If you're a pirate you don't have to deal with tourists except when you make them walk the plank, work consists of getting in cannon/gun/swordfights, there will be plenty of booty and dabloons and anytime you want to stop on some island you can. Plus there's wenches!

    Honestly - I don't see how this is anything but a win/win. Who's with me, ye scurvey dogs?
    Help out a pup or kitteh

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  2. 06-13-2009, 08:29 AM #2
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    Brutha Jer - in all seriousness, you are slipping rite off the deep end lately- turn off your 486 and go find some human contact Its getting kida scary
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  3. 06-13-2009, 10:14 AM #3
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    I'm with ya, what's the worst that could happen?

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  4. 06-13-2009, 10:26 AM #4
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    Arrgh avast yer yammerin. Secure yur tounge were goin a plunderin. Sign me up but were going to have to talk about pay rank and my share o the booty. With my level of experience the lowest position I could accept would be bosn but my qualifications would better serve as either captain or mate.
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  5. 06-13-2009, 10:32 AM #5
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    Jer is a sailor
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post

    If you're a pirate you don't have to deal with tourists except when you make them walk the plank
    Thats the best part
    Fair Warning mates
    STAY OUT OF THIS PIRATE CREWS ZONE
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    ARRRRGGGGGG Stay away from me treasure
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    Several years ago I saw a panhandler at Pike Street Market whose cardboard sign read "saving for a pirate ship" I guess his marketing campaign worked.
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    Why did Jer go see the movie?








    Cause it was rated Arrrrgghh.
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    I enjoyed this story. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=104455073
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    So who would win in a fight Pirates vs Cowboys?
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    jer's looking for a few good men
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  12. 06-14-2009, 11:59 AM #12
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    Lonestar - in case you missed it:

    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    ..and no, geniuses, I'm not talking about butt-pirates.
    ...although I suppose if you're as obsessed with butt sex as you are, it's probably pretty easy to overlook stuff like that.


    C'mon guys - I'm serial here. This sounds like it would be a good time and a rad way to make some mad booty for winter. Plus:



    ...savy?
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    Help out a pup or kitteh

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  13. 06-14-2009, 12:39 PM #13
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    It all makes sense now, Jer is Cartman.
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    Yarrr. We be plundering north 'o the border too.

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  15. 06-14-2009, 05:16 PM #15
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    ahrrrrrrrrrrrrr Wenches are begging to come along by the bunches. Better load a few more kegs of rum because these wenches got a bit of an appetite for the booze.

    On second thought it would be better to forage for wenches at each port o' call so we can exchange for freshies.
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    First I find out there’s Orca living in the gulf and now this: not just pirates, but increased pirate activity!

    There’s a whole nother world out there away from the Florida Panhandle.

    https://www.fox5ny.com/news/pirates-...gulf-of-mexico
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Somehow I had a suspicion that Jer + Pirates would draw out IRUL.
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    Pirate crew wanted

    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    First I find out there’s Orca living in the gulf and now this: not just pirates, but increased pirate activity!

    There’s a whole nother world out there away from the Florida Panhandle.

    https://www.fox5ny.com/news/pirates-...gulf-of-mexico
    I’m more surprised that Mexico has a navy than I am about pirates in the gulf.


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  22. 01-09-2022, 03:15 PM #22
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    Arrrrgggh

    I can’t unsee those stretch pants!!

    Fucking weird necro bump
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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  23. 01-09-2022, 03:15 PM #23
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    So has Jer retried from his Dred Pirate Roberts role yet?
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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  24. 01-09-2022, 08:33 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Arrrrgggh

    I can’t unsee those stretch pants!!

    Fucking weird necro bump
    Sez the captain of the 3 mast galleon Necro Bump.
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  25. 01-10-2022, 12:12 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Sez the captain of the 3 mast galleon Necro Bump.
    I’m the captain here. I’ll be the one comforting the cabin boy.

    It was a good necro bump. Where is Jer? Or whatever he’s called these days.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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