Stay Thirsty My Friends...

**BigLeagueBrian** · 06-04-2009, 09:04 AM

i obviously don't speak like that. it was a joke. i forgot how people cannot catch sarcasm online.

^ nice zing tho.

**dumpy** · 06-04-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

It does, however, make them dank.

That really depends on your outlook, or rather your step-sister's outlook

Originally Posted by dumpy

Or when referring to something that is unpleasantly moist or humid; damp and, often, chilly.

**Poop~Ghost** · 06-04-2009, 10:19 AM

Zach Galifianakis with Eric and Tim made probably the best advertisement I've ever seen for Absolut Vodka.

Advertisers are going to have to find ways to get people to WANT to watch their ads - and I've not watched ads on TV in years (<3 u tivo)... but I watched all 3 of these and they stuck w/ me. Some people are not into absurdist comedy - but this stuff kills me.

part 1

part 2

part 3

**Steven S. Dallas** · 06-04-2009, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost

Zach Galifianakis with Eric and Tim made probably the best advertisement I've ever seen for Absolut Vodka

Agreed, those are mind-blowingly awesome.

**OrthoDoc** · 06-04-2009, 12:52 PM

I think the fact that we are talking about this ad means it has been a successful campaign. To make people remember and talking about it. Isn't it?!?

**dumpy** · 06-04-2009, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by OrthoDoc

I think the fact that we are talking about this ad means it has been a successful campaign. To make people remember and talking about it. Isn't it?!?

That's only 40% of the process. If our consumption XX suddenly goes up, it really worked. Interweb chatter =/= instant profits.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 06-04-2009, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by OrthoDoc

I think the fact that we are talking about this ad means it has been a successful campaign.

Oh, I think it's successful- no doubt XX consumption will go up as a result (although they really had no advertising before, so it's possible that any advertising campaign would be successful in that regard). I just also think it's stupid, boring, and obvious.

**Tippster** · 06-04-2009, 01:50 PM

I know you are, but what am I?

**jmf** · 06-04-2009, 01:56 PM

Only my tweeds be dank...

I can't believe they picked that guy for the commercial... He doesn't even look like me.

**gomez** · 06-04-2009, 05:47 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7GcS9u0cZY"]YouTube - Guinness commercial[/ame]

Better commercial. Better beer.

**dumpy** · 06-05-2009, 09:12 AM

^^^That is waaaay funnier than^^^

In college I knew two guys who were um passing a beer back and forth over a girl. From what they've said, she told them to put the beer down or she was done. They picked the beer over her.

**TyeStick** · 06-05-2009, 07:04 PM

the one on rollerblading is the good one.

**TheDingleberry** · 06-06-2009, 03:23 PM

must be working. on yahoo.com frontpage today: http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/the-most-in...the-world--379

Z · 06-06-2009, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by TyeStick

the one on rollerblading is the good one.

Now that was fucking funny. Has that one been on TV?

I don't mind the commercials, and they did get us talking about them. And some of the people talking about them bought dos equis. Worked on my roomate. I'd call that successful.

Atleast its not some kid who works at quizno's contemplating sticking his dick in the conveyor oven. "Put it in me, Scott." That shit is gross.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 06-22-2009, 07:15 PM

A helicopter dropping a white piano on top of a mountain.

Rescuing a fox from a gang of fox hunters.

Owning a pet owl that is apparently allowed to fly around the house.

These are all improvements. I am now somewhat interested.

**Rontele** · 06-23-2009, 07:06 AM

Steven S. Dallas speaks French in German.

**iceman** · 06-23-2009, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Z

Atleast its not some kid who works at quizno's contemplating sticking his dick in the conveyor oven. "Put it in me, Scott." That shit is gross.

Yeah it is, I'm never gonna eat at Quizno's, ever.

That's some creepy shit.

**snow_slider** · 06-23-2009, 11:55 AM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSY&feature=related"]YouTube - NEW Heineken Commercial - verry funny[/ame]

**geomorph** · 06-23-2009, 12:18 PM

^^^ I can't fucking stand that commercial, with all the screaming, it makes me actively change the TV station if it comes on.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 06-23-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

That's some creepy shit.

"I'm not doing that again."
"We both enjoyed that, Scott."

I think those ads are amazing. Did nobody from Quizno's watch them before sending them to air?