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  1. 04-30-2009, 04:58 PM #1
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    SWINE FLU!!! - the next GLOBAL WARMINGS!!!?

    Wow - lotsa hysterical douches here are pretty excited about this swine flu stuff. And it's only been in the news for a week. Give it another week and I bet even Al Gore will make the switch.

    Plus this forum needed another SWINE FLU!!! thread.
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    Sadly no. A couple weeks ago it was pirates. Then nothing for a few days. Then mexican pig flu. When nothing happens in a couple weeks they'll move on until they can find another story to be retarded about.

    Just lazy journalism.
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    I don't know - I think SWINE FLU!!! really has some potential.


    We should have a big concert or maybe kill all the Mexicans or something. I've been noticing a lot fewer bacon threads here lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    I don't know - I think SWINE FLU!!! really has some potential.


    We should have a big concert......
    You mean like Swine Aid?

    Then we could all have FULL BLOWN Swine Aids!!
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    Maybe blue ribbons signifying SWINE FLU!!! awareness - all the Hollywood douchebags would have something new to pin on.

    Maybe start knitting a SWINE FLU!!! quilt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatorboy View Post
    Media motto

    "Anything but OBAMA-NEGATIVITY"
    What does this have to do with SWINE FLU!!!?

    Are you saying Obama has SWINE FLU!!!?

    AAAAAAKKKKKKK!! THE PRESIDENT HAS SWINE FLU! NO WE'RE ALL SUPER FUCT!!!
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    Maybe you should PM Brett for ideas.

    Wait, that wouldn't work, same ideas.
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    Just give it up, dude.

    And Nanuq. And Spook. You'll be much happier, free yourself, move on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Maybe you should PM Brett for ideas.

    Wait, that wouldn't work, same ideas.


    Plus - PMing yourself is kinda redundant.
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    I threw out all my bacon and replaced it with turkey bacon so I'd be safe from the pig flu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bean View Post
    I threw out all my bacon and replaced it with turkey bacon so I'd be safe from the pig flu
    Dude, you're totally fuct. Its not just swine flu. Well it is because thats what they are calling it but I read on the interwebz that its a combo of swine AND bird flu. So, ya, you're totally fuct.

    Sorry Bro. +++++VIBES++++
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Wow - lotsa hysterical douches here are pretty excited about this swine flu stuff.
    Which is worse - getting excited about something or getting excited about people getting excited about something instead of doing ANYTHING?

    Or in my case getting excited about someone getting excited about people getting excited about something instead of doing ANYTHING?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot View Post
    Which is worse - getting excited about something or getting excited about people getting excited about something instead of doing ANYTHING?

    Or in my case getting excited about someone getting excited about people getting excited about something instead of doing ANYTHING?
    Full-Blown AIDS is dead. Long live SWINE FLU!!! !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bean View Post
    I threw out all my bacon and replaced it with turkey bacon so I'd be safe from the pig flu
    I'm doing the opposite and going shopping for awesome deals on all pork related products this weekend!

    Think about it...bacon for pennies on the dollar thanks to all the people that think swine flu has anything to do with pork consumption. Thanks America!
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.
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    who uses the word swine anyway?

    Swine, its the other white meat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensisnow View Post
    I'm doing the opposite and going shopping for awesome deals on all pork related products this weekend!

    Think about it...bacon for pennies on the dollar thanks to all the people that think swine flu has anything to do with pork consumption. Thanks America!
    I thought similar would happen with madcow.

    No such luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falldise View Post
    who uses the word swine anyway?

    This is who mutherfucker!:

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    Big story today - now 1 death in America. Of course, it was a toddler from Mexico whose family was seeking treatment in Texas. They didn't put that second part in the CNN headline.
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