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  1. 04-05-2009, 09:50 AM #1
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    Deep powerful thrusts, sultry hot air, heavy breaths

    I can feel it; down in my plums, they are getting a bluish hue. 'Bout time to take them to the farmer's market.
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    fyi, for national regulations they're actually phasing out the breaths and just doing compressions.

    i know because i just re-certified.

    don't forget, if you're not breaking ribs, you're doing it wrong! :P
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    A good stool softener should help.
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    So you're saying your boyfriend likes plums? That's cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeanDip4All View Post
    fyi, for national regulations they're actually phasing out the breaths and just doing compressions.

    i know because i just re-certified.

    don't forget, if you're not breaking ribs, you're doing it wrong! :P
    that's just for red cross cpr certification iirc. breaths are still part of the protocol for professional rescuers.
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