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  1. 03-31-2009, 11:22 AM #1
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    Said by divegirl today...

    "You know how Christians have the saying that their body is their temple?"

    "Well if it's their temple wouldn't they want a lot of people to cum inside it?"

    Brilliant.
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  2. 03-31-2009, 11:38 AM #2
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    Are you a Christian, Lego?
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  3. 03-31-2009, 11:40 AM #3
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    Classic Divegirl....
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
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  4. 03-31-2009, 12:02 PM #4
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    DIBS!!!!!
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  5. 03-31-2009, 03:03 PM #5
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    This should be a bumper sticker. Nice job, DG.
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    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
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  6. 03-31-2009, 03:42 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    DIBS!!!!!
    I think that Lego probably beat you to it... (fortunately for your relationship with your wife...)
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
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  7. 03-31-2009, 03:48 PM #7
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    That's pretty funny.

    Do Christians in particular say that? I've never really thought about it...I figured it was just some dumb saying.
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that
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  8. 03-31-2009, 05:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater View Post
    I think that Lego probably beat you to it... (fortunately for your relationship with your wife...)
    A couple rounds of long islands will take care of that
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  9. 03-31-2009, 05:35 PM #9
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    There are a few long-standing characters here that I am finding less enjoyable everyday; on the other hand, there are those that I am only really starting to consistently enjoy. Toss divegirl in the latter for sure.
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  10. 03-31-2009, 05:37 PM #10
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    I miss divegirl
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  11. 03-31-2009, 05:52 PM #11
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    you know what I really want in a girl? ME!
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  12. 03-31-2009, 07:24 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    I miss divegirl
    That's why she said IN, not ON.



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  13. 03-31-2009, 07:30 PM #13
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    From a bumper stick on the wall of Mamacitas in Boulder: "Your body may be a temple, but mine is an amusement park!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    you know what I really want in a girl? ME!
    solid set of qualifications
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    That's why she said IN, not ON.

    - DG.
    I don't think I'd miss, you can see her hair in the dark. Grrrrrrrr baby.
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  16. 03-31-2009, 09:19 PM #16
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    I think she has post traumatic buttrub in the viper room syndrome, lego.
    I like a girl who doesn't turn around to see who's hand is on her ass and just enjoys the moment.
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  18. 04-02-2009, 08:46 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I think she has post traumatic buttrub in the viper room syndrome, lego.
    I like a girl who doesn't turn around to see who's hand is on her ass and just enjoys the moment.
    You're a dirty old man.
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  19. 04-02-2009, 11:00 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    you know what I really want in a girl? ME!
    I need to find a
    new vagina
    any kinda
    new vagina
    it's hard to rhyme a
    word like vagina
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    Lego, sounds like she's a keeper!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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