Madoff is Nigerian?

[Speedfreak]

This is a new one...


Good day.

I am John Wild, I represent a top company executive in the
United States, Ruth Madoff wife of Bernard Madoff the
disgraced money manager and CEO of Madoff Securities
presently facing charges of a USD$50 Billion Dollar scam in
the United States, his business victims includes major Oil
Companies, Construction Companies, Banks and top figures
arround the United States etc.

I have a very sensitive and private brief from this top
executive wife "Ruth Madoff" to ask for your partnership to
re-profile funds over USD$15,000,000.00 I will give the
details, but in summary, the fund is living a Security
Company in Western Europe.

This is a legitimate transaction but needs 100%
confidentiality from you because of the dire sensitivity of
the case at hand. You will be paid 40% of this fund for your
proposed "Management Fees", to assist her to re-profile these
funds appropriately to a new investment location if I am able
to reach terms with you. If you are interested, please write
back immediately and I will provide further details.

Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we
can not afford to solve the problem if this issue blows up.
Write me back immediately as I look forward to it. Yours
truly,
SEND YOUR REPLY DIRECTLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL IMMEDIATELY SO I
CAN INTIMATE YOU FURTHER

John Wild

[splat]

SEND YOUR REPLY DIRECTLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL IMMEDIATELY SO I
CAN INTIMATE YOU FURTHER[/I]

I think that means he wants to fondle your balls while he picks your pocket.

[L7]

I like the bit about it being a legitimate transaction right after the lengthy description of the money being proceeds of illegal activity.

I always wonder who's dumb enough to go for these things.