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  1. 03-28-2009, 12:19 PM #1
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    The Cougar

    I saw a commercial for this show recently:
    The Cougar
    It's the Bachelorette but with a 40 year old woman and a bunch of young guys. Any mags contestants? This thing has the potential to be awful and yet totally awesome at the same time. I need to figure out if I even get TV Land.
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  2. 03-28-2009, 12:34 PM #2
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    Determined and successful realtor. The best part will be half way through when the young studlies clue in that this is the last thing they want. She's not hard to look at though. Maybe keep her hunting a little lower profile and her 4 kids wouldn't be so traumatized, I'm sure she really considered their feelings in this decision.
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  3. 03-28-2009, 12:38 PM #3
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    "I am cougar, here me roar."

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    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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  4. 03-30-2009, 01:01 PM #4
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    It would be fun to slip a dirtbag lifer into the mix of the young male douchebag cougar suitors. No offense to the douchebag cougar suitors, but their "zest for life" doesn't seem that zesty. Okay, maybe a little offense.
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  5. 03-30-2009, 01:16 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by L7 View Post
    and her 4 kids wouldn't be so traumatized, I'm sure she really considered their feelings in this decision.
    Serious, bitch got 4 kids?! I bet her pussy flaps every time she uses the stairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Serious, bitch got 4 kids?! I bet her pussy flaps every time she uses the stairs.
    Isn't that why there is a poopenhausen? She should know how to give a pretty good blow job by now too.
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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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  7. 03-30-2009, 01:28 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Serious, bitch got 4 kids?! I bet her pussy flaps every time she uses the stairs.
    its a vagina, not a clown car.
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  8. 03-30-2009, 02:37 PM #8
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    Poor woman.
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  9. 03-30-2009, 03:00 PM #9
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    jeebus bottom of the barrel right there
    "If we can't bring the mountain to the party, let's bring the PARTY to the MOUNTAIN!"
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  10. 03-30-2009, 06:15 PM #10
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    Cougar must be desssperate
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  11. 03-30-2009, 06:24 PM #11
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    I see a lot of "mussed up" hair in that Brady Bunch type picture.
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  12. 03-30-2009, 08:10 PM #12
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    Downsyndrome cougar hunt?!
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