Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
You're doing it all wrong. Every parade sucks. The only good to come out of them is day drinking, which should be done a bars along the parade route anyway. Hence....More spectators = more of a shit show = awesomer.

No fucking way! If you haven't drank while watching Shriners in little red monkey hats ride over stretch suburbans in go karts, you haven't lived. You can be a lush and sit in a bar all day any day but only on parade day can you drink openly in the streets and take a shot with a cop, a mummer and a politician at the same time and everybody feels like they have a ton in common. Besides, more people = longer wait for the next beer, which = being less drunk, which = suckage.

BTW, your dog is cute as fuck. Just wait till he gets as big as mine and farts death.