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  1. 03-14-2009, 07:48 AM #1
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    happy steak and blowjob day

    Ummm. tenderloin tonight....

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  2. 03-14-2009, 11:24 AM #2
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    I got a raincheck The wife is sick and cant breathe through her nose
    Whoa, what you gotta say?? Whoa, girls turn 18 every day!!!
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  3. 03-14-2009, 11:40 AM #3
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    being single and all, i had to look it up
    http://www.steakandbjday.com/


    ladies, if it's been since last March, you may want to take a refresher
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  4. 03-14-2009, 01:09 PM #4
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    Ha! Now I got er!
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  5. 03-14-2009, 05:19 PM #5
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    I'm having powder and a blow job.
    .....Visit my website. .....

    "a yin without a yang"
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  6. 03-14-2009, 05:42 PM #6
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    I'm also getting a raincheque, but it's because I'm sick. Kind of funny that it falls 1 day after our anniversary.
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  7. 03-15-2009, 02:30 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber Cop View Post
    I'm having powder and a blow job.
    Better than steak, any day. I'd eat soy on a day like that.
    "Oh, no pics. To simulate the skiing today, walk out your door, grab a handful of snow, and throw it in your face. Repeat as necessary.
    If you don't have snow outside your door, what the fuck are you living there for?"
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  8. 03-15-2009, 03:48 PM #8
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    I knew protesting Valentines Day was a bad idea...
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  9. 03-15-2009, 04:00 PM #9
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    I had a Taco Bell steak grilled stuffed burrito for lunch and a self-service handjob before bed... I didn't even get a card.
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  10. 03-15-2009, 06:18 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I knew protesting Valentines Day was a bad idea...
    Heh. Yeah, here too. I love the blaming of the "TMJ."

    Sorry, but at the current cost of flowers and dinner a Hooker is cheaper.
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  11. 03-15-2009, 07:48 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I love the blaming of the "TMJ."
    Um, she doesn't have to chew it.

    In fact that would be pretty disturbing if she did.

    Just sayin'.
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  12. 03-15-2009, 08:11 PM #12
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    Yet oddly enough the "Steak" part she has no problem with.
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  13. 03-15-2009, 11:26 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Heh. Yeah, here too. I love the blaming of the "TMJ."
    Yup, ain't that some shit?


    I'm gonna go work on my middle aged gut now.




    okbye
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  14. 03-16-2009, 01:41 AM #14
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    Stevens Pass was deep today so I settled for "Left over Chicken Enchilada and BJ" Day. Since the wife was so eager to make my day I returned the favor and rubbed her shoulders and held her hair back while she was at work on me.
    Someone once said, "this thread is useless with out pictures" I agree.
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  15. 03-13-2011, 01:47 PM #15
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    bump for monday night. Taking some meat out of the freezer right now...

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  16. 03-14-2011, 12:04 AM #16
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    I wonder if the steakhouses actually see anything like the V-day rush. We need to work on this.

    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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  17. 03-14-2011, 08:25 AM #17
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    Can one pass on the Steak and just get 2 Blow jobs?
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    i identify as a gay transexual
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  18. 03-14-2011, 08:30 AM #18
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    Please pm Mrs. 2nd mate and tell her it was not on Sunday.
    A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."
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  19. 03-14-2011, 09:16 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmm...pow! View Post
    I had a Taco Bell steak grilled stuffed burrito for lunch and a self-service handjob before bed... I didn't even get a card.
    Fail on both counts.
    Outlive the bastards - Ed Abbey
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  20. 03-14-2011, 11:01 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by mntlion View Post
    Taking some meat out of the freezer right now...
    euphemism?
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  21. 03-14-2011, 12:08 PM #21
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    Since we were both on separate vacations for this great day, I made a group decision (without her knowledge) to postpone until tomorrow. TR to follow.
    Man, skiing is the easy part.

    "He does this, he says, because he can. I think there is a little more to it that that, however. I think he does it because he can, and you cannot." - PacRimRider1 about Leo Brayman
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  22. 03-14-2011, 02:09 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyber Cop View Post
    I'm having powder and a blow job.
    Don't forget to brush your teeth after....
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  23. 03-14-2011, 02:12 PM #23
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    steak 4 lunch
    bj tonite
    maybe 10" new in the morning
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  24. 03-14-2011, 05:43 PM #24
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    also is Pi day today, so skibee is making me a Tbone steak, and apple, peach pie.

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  25. 03-14-2011, 05:48 PM #25
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    Wife down w/a stomach virus thing.

    I had leftover churrasco-style sirloin, tho. Batting .500 (well, more like .250 since it was a leftover.) Yay me.
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