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  1. #1
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    why are there so many butthurt posers here?

    I've come to the conclusion that most people posting on TGR are a bunch of beaters who suck at life.

    I'm going skiing now, enjoy your cubicles today.

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    Is this, like, a roll call thread for butthurt posers who suck at life?


    Checking in from my cubicle...
    If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

    - Eddie Izzard

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    I heart this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnHard View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that most people posting on TGR are a bunch of beaters who suck at life.

    I'm going skiing now, enjoy your cubicles today.

    I've come to the conclusion that you are a cocksucking troll posting from your mommy's basement in between your awesome games of D&D.

    Enjoy the basement today.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Wow, way to show how un-butthurt you are with this sweet thread!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that you are a cocksucking troll
    Nothing gets by you, eh?

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    I might be a beater in my office today, but I'll be a shredder tomorrow... If that is OK with you of course.
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    formerly an ambassador for a few others, but the ski industry is... interesting.
    Fukt: a very small amount of snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that you are a cocksucking troll posting from your mommy's basement in between your awesome games of D&D.

    Enjoy the basement today.
    Do cocksucking trolls live under bridges? And do I have to buy her a drink or will she troll gobble for free?

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    You Godamn son of a bitch you mean me dont you?

    I'm so fucking pissed off right now I'm going to stalk you for months until I can get you really good.

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    mmm caramel.

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    burnhard = rontele alias

    i guess i'll go skiing before work today, find him, and hassle him for ya'll
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnHard View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that most people posting on TGR beat my mom.

    I'm going to give blowjobs now, enjoy your cubicles today.

    Fixed it for ya !
    Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    burnhard = rontele alias
    Well, I guess I was right about the troll's sexual proclivity
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Butthurt posers or Suck-at-life Beaters. How about the Butthurt Beaters or Suck-at-life posers?


    Here's a Poser-Beater pic from last night's moonlight tour from my cubicle:

    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    My butt hurts from a prostate exam,Doc told me "beating is good"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnHard View Post
    most people posting on TGR are a bunch of beaters who suck at life.
    Guilty, I am going to log off and cry now.

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    My butt hurts cuz I went out to ride five of the last six days...and I fell on it a few times. Guess that makes me a poser...

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    These meta-TGR threads in the ski forum are fucking stupid and unnecessary. There are a lot of killer TRs on this board right now, and this thread is wasting space. Put this shit in the Padded Room, Ask TGR, or, better yet, just don't post it.

    But what do I know, I'm just another link in a long chain of butthurtness--i.e., a guy who is butthurt about a guy who is butthurt about other guys who are butthurt. Maybe somebody should start a thread about about my butthurtness: "What's up with people on this board who are butthurt over people who are butthurt about other people who are butthurt?"

    BUTTHURT!

    *Forgive me for bumping this thread. I'm just tired of "the airing of grievances" threads on the ski forum.

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    Checking in from my cubicle! I'm wearing a tall tee and a PBR trucker hat, that has to count for something right?
    Be careful about buying snowboard goggles for skiing. Snowboard goggles come in right eye and left eye (for goofy-footers) dominant models. This can make it hard to see correctly when skiing because you are facing straight down the hill, not sideways.

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    I can't get a job in a cubicle cos my butt hurts too much to sit down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Well we really came up with jong because it was becoming work to call all the johnny-come-lately whiny twats like yourself ball-licking, dick-shitting, butthole-surfing, manyon-sniffing, fotch-fanagling, duck butter spreading, sheep fucking, whiny, pissant, entitled, PMSing, baby dicked, pizza-frenchfrying, desk jockeying flacid excuses for misguided missles of butthurt specifically. That and JONG is just fun to say.
    the-one-track-mind

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    I'm already back from skiing this morning and now I'm in my cubicle. I'm like a reverse reverse butthurt poser.

    And seriously, my gluts are killing me.
    Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

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    i'm in a toilet that looks like a cubicle that looks like the top of the ski jump at lillehammer. that counts for popcorn, right?

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    nobody cares that you tele.
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

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    consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant-consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant...
    yup, checks out alright. 'burnhard' is the same textical structure as 'butthurt'. funny how that works.

    you might have gone skiing but you def missed first chair.
    "Yeah, yeah. you buy Playboy for the articles just like I watch Brokeback Mountain for the scenery... wait, that doesnt work."

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