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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    This just makes me sad god damn it....how long yall gonna be around?
    Fuck man I've ben here for ten days and leave in the morning. Had no idea you were around until Tipp told me like an hour ago.

    Next time i guess.

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    Holy shit that was a good fucking read. Hispanopolean. Classic.
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    We don't make those skis specifically for Andy, but we make them specifically for kick-ass skiers like Andy who use them in freeride comps and the everyday comp where they compete against themselves.

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    are you wearing dress shoes with ski pants?

    awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    ...I would have dove into that bush like Jon McMurray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squatch View Post
    are you wearing dress shoes with ski pants?

    awesome
    Yeah, I laughed a little, then thought no that's alright. Actually, it's fucking cool.

    SheRa, Blurred, Phish... that was a great read. I come home after work on a Saturday night, kinda bummed, kinda bored, crack a beer, sit down to a little tgr expecting it to be quiet (usually is on the weekends) and I see this tr. And it's fucking great. I'm grinning like an idiot here. And it's not 'cause blurred got a shiner (but man is that going to get some of the minions going

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    Great stuff!

    good to see Blurred finally gettin low and draggin his poles like Hoji



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    Where was your fighting wingman, Brett? Need someone who will make short work of pugnacious Mexican cretins.
    "Nothing is funnier than Hitler." - Smokey McPole

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    Talking

    Brilliant. Neck-deep blower, warm Utah beer, street punch outs, thrift store shopping - this TR has it all.
    "Good girls go to heaven. Bad ones go to hell. And girls on fast bikes go anywhere they want." Elena

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    Blurred=RockStar
    The coefficent of desireability is inversly proportionate to the degree of availability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tone capone View Post
    Those pics are so awesome.

    The Colorado invasion for the WIN!

    I am so fucking jealous of you guys in that fucking sick, epic pow.

    Would love to join y'all sometime for some shits and giggles like that.



    Off the fucking hook.
    This is one of my favorite trip reports of all time. Road tripping, some "decent" snow and a little rumbling in downtown SLC. I love Utard pow but there are some really fucked people there. Glad you ok Blurred.

    Shera - looks like your cam? Would love to clean the sensor on that puppy for ya. But I am stuck in the no snow zone for now ( Idaho ) and you are at home. There should be someone down there who can help you out.
    Any CO photo mags?
    Quote Originally Posted by skuba View Post
    you can let it free and be as stupid as possible


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    I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.

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    awesomeness, glad those douchebags got theirs.
    Last edited by ml242; 02-22-2009 at 10:43 AM.
    .....I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

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    THAT JAZZ/C'S GAME SUCKED!

    We got waaaaaaay to hammered prior to going in and I really only remember bits and pieces of the night. One thing is certain though, Jazz fans are fags. Seriously, "going in gay" = walking into the energy solutions salt palace.

    Great shots, great stories.

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    Goddamn you mutherfucker, Blurred! Now that's what I call a fukkin road trip!

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    Funny. 123
    Last edited by Mani_UT; 02-23-2009 at 12:06 PM.

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    Ha, great story and pics!

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    This is hilarious! Great story and TR. So many signature worthy quotes... which to choose from...

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    The Blurry stream of consciousness shit, epic.

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    "Going in gay" - when a skier goes switch ...from uuuu.org, the Ufficial Utah Urban Underground Guide to SLC

    wouldn't be too hard to do with that purple suit.....or princess hot pink underjohns.
    rad pics though, you guys look like you had a "gay" old time......thanks for keepin' it real

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    Thanks for the props on the photos everybody. Those three just charged around and it was easy enough to capture great skiing. The camera has some flecks inside the body and I was just too lazy to photochop them out. This is one of the best road trips I can remember and I'm just happy to be able to share it. If anybody wants high res, I'll clean it up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    You're getting better looking, Mir.

    Nice shots. Not sure I get the faux-Bogner thing with the fellas.
    Thanks Tip - it's the sunglasses!

    The faux bogner is explained here: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=152111

    Quote Originally Posted by MacDaddy View Post
    all those pics were of Alta and none were of Solitude right? ok stick to that story please! thanks
    Sure thing. I guess that means I shouldn't say that I find Solitude utterly fascinating and would ski there on a daily basis given the opportunity.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star View Post
    mir those pics of phish at the end are fucking amazing!!!! definitely my favorites.
    Phish is a such a slut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteroom_Guardian View Post
    CHOOOO CHOOOO!!!! WE ONLY RIDE THE PAIN TRAIN!!!! IF IT AIN'T OFF THE HIGH-T ITS NOT SKIING!!!!
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    Very nice shots, glad to hear you're no longer chewing up of all of our pow. Back to whence you came powder jackals!!

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    Thumbs up

    rad! awesome pics.
    Drive slow, homie.

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    What is bean town?
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    Home sweet home.

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    One of my friends got into a fight in Kings Beach because a BMW X5 sprayed a huge puddle on him. My friend said, "Fucking Beamers."

    And suddenly he was exchanging haymakers with a nice latino youth.



    p.s. sweet poles
    Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?

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    "White guy and I wrestle around while hispanic napolean is wrapped around my waist like a climbing harness. White dude finds out I'm stronger than him while we wrestle. He knows he's about to meet Chuck Norris. Luckily Hispanolean gets me in an awkward position"

    ^^that is fucking hilarious. BTW my son asked me why you said, "i'm not gonna tell you who I am", the blue suit was a dead giveaway, and now they think i know the rock stars of TGR, and now they know what a road gap is. I predict medical bills in my future for both of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    Security finds white flobee beard guy inside. SheRa gets a pic of the
    coward. Anyone recognize this guy? He is the type to dog pile on someone,
    learn he's about to get his ass kicked, and run kicking and screaming like a little girl. When questioned by the authorities, he says "do I look like the type to fight"? and plays a perfect innocent little snake. Apparently they realized you were lying after watching the tape....moron.
    Reward on the first people to identify him.


    Looks like Mike Vallely. Then again, if it really was, you would be posting from a hospital bed.
    Last edited by commonlaw; 02-23-2009 at 02:29 PM.

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