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01-15-2009, 07:15 PM #1
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really nasty sex moves/positions (nsfw, dont worry no nasty photos)
ok i have a feeling this is going to get ugly. most of you will probably say something related to my mother or some other kind of remark to try and hurt me.
if your here to do that, fuck you
ill start off with a few
dirty sanchez: ...
cheesy charlie:...
alaskan pipeline: when you take a shit, freeze it and then use it as a dildo.
hot pineapple sauce: you come and then piss in a womans ass (preferabbly brazillian) and then she bends over you and proceeds to fart a mixture of jizz and piss in your face.
thats all i can think of right now sadly
enlighten me...
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01-15-2009, 07:19 PM #2knarshedmotatoes Guest
this has got to be the most fucked up thread i have seen here. replys should be interesting
i got some
a bad santa: usually performed on chirstmas day or eve, when you have ass sex with someone while going ho ho ho
russian earmuffs: cuming in your partners ear
rainbow: when a girl has her period + yeast infection and you cum, piss and shit inside her and then fuck the shit our of her, literallyLast edited by knarshedmotatoes; 01-15-2009 at 07:38 PM.
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01-15-2009, 07:22 PM #3
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UM.........wait a minute, I need to get a pen and paper.
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01-15-2009, 07:26 PM #4
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Can't forget the chili dog and the arabian googles.
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01-15-2009, 07:28 PM #5
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01-15-2009, 07:32 PM #6
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Jelly doughnut. - cum in her mouth and punch her in the nose.
I in no way condone violence against women. This is just the most fucked up one I could remember.sigless.
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01-15-2009, 07:53 PM #7
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????? Originally Posted by commonlaw
Dutch oven: Now, I have usually heard that this is farting while your ladyfreind is under the covers pleasuring you, but I recently heard something of the same name that involves taking a shit on your partner's face/mouth, and wrapping her head in saran wrap.__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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01-15-2009, 08:16 PM #8
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This is a strawberry shortcake. Originally Posted by basinbeater
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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01-15-2009, 08:25 PM #9
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Oh boy...
Dirty Seagull: Fucking a woman on the beach, then dip your dick in the sand and get back at it
Houdini: (There's a couple variations on this one) A. Fucking a girl from behind, with both of you facing a window. Then quickly/quitetly switch with a buddy, and go wave at the girl that's getting fucked by your buddy
B. Spit on the girls back and then once she turns around, cum on her face.My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
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01-15-2009, 08:38 PM #10
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grumpkin: getting a bj while shitting
country grumpkin: getting a grumkin in an outhouseIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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01-15-2009, 08:47 PM #11
Where's the beer?
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Steaming Hatchet Wound
Cleveland SteamerJust ski down there and jump of a somethin' fer cryin' out loud!
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01-15-2009, 08:55 PM #12
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Originally Posted by BigJay
Ok so what are these? Originally Posted by Eldo
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01-15-2009, 08:56 PM #13
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Arabian Goggles:
According to the Gentlemen's Glossary : ' A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the ride , thus resting the balls in the gogglees eye sockets .'Ein Berg ohne Absturzgefahr ist nur noch Attrappe. (Reinhold Messner)
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01-15-2009, 08:56 PM #14
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my personal favorite is the donkey punch
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01-15-2009, 08:59 PM #15
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Angry dragon
Cum in her mouth, then hit her in the back of the head so it comes out of her nose, when she gets up shell look like an angry dragon...
(i think this is what it is)
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01-15-2009, 09:00 PM #16
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Huh, I always thought it was "blumpkin". Apparently both blumpkin and grumpkin are acceptable. Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
The English language is nice like that.
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01-15-2009, 09:07 PM #17
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No no no it's a blumpkin. WTF is a grumpkin? Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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01-15-2009, 09:09 PM #18
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I always heard it called the white dragon. Angry dragon works too though. And the trick was to get her to gag on your dick right at the moment of release to get it to come out of the nose. Originally Posted by Yukonrider
Fletcher: Cum in a girls ass and then suck it out with a straw.
Has anyone ever done any of these? Just the thought turns my stomach.I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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01-15-2009, 09:14 PM #19
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I hope for all that is good no one has Originally Posted by PaSucks
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01-15-2009, 09:16 PM #20
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grumpkin Originally Posted by PaSucks
Like I said, I've never heard of it either. But there it is...
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01-15-2009, 09:16 PM #21
Close enough.
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http://efukt.com/
Probably has most of those covered.
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01-15-2009, 10:06 PM #22
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space docking.
look it up on urban dictionary. i'm not typing it in here.
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01-15-2009, 10:16 PM #23
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I believe that is the Hot Carl Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
I've always been partial to the Houdini, which is basically while getting a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, creating the illusion that you've completed the transaction. When she turns around, you blow your load in her face. She'll want to know how you made another shot magically appear.::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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01-15-2009, 10:52 PM #24
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Most of these all seem to reek of fucked up shit!
Originally Posted by Eldo
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01-15-2009, 11:00 PM #25
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Mufasa: leave a dead chick out in the desert for 3 days, then punch a hole in her stomach and fuck it.
Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
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