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  1. #1
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    really nasty sex moves/positions (nsfw, dont worry no nasty photos)

    ok i have a feeling this is going to get ugly. most of you will probably say something related to my mother or some other kind of remark to try and hurt me.

    if your here to do that, fuck you

    ill start off with a few

    dirty sanchez: ...

    cheesy charlie:...

    alaskan pipeline: when you take a shit, freeze it and then use it as a dildo.

    hot pineapple sauce: you come and then piss in a womans ass (preferabbly brazillian) and then she bends over you and proceeds to fart a mixture of jizz and piss in your face.


    thats all i can think of right now sadly

    enlighten me...

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    this has got to be the most fucked up thread i have seen here. replys should be interesting

    i got some

    a bad santa: usually performed on chirstmas day or eve, when you have ass sex with someone while going ho ho ho

    russian earmuffs: cuming in your partners ear

    rainbow: when a girl has her period + yeast infection and you cum, piss and shit inside her and then fuck the shit our of her, literally
    Last edited by knarshedmotatoes; 01-15-2009 at 07:38 PM.

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    UM.........wait a minute, I need to get a pen and paper.

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    Can't forget the chili dog and the arabian googles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knarshedmotatoes View Post
    replys should be interesting
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    Jelly doughnut. - cum in her mouth and punch her in the nose.

    I in no way condone violence against women. This is just the most fucked up one I could remember.
    sigless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    arabian googles.
    ?????


    Dutch oven: Now, I have usually heard that this is farting while your ladyfreind is under the covers pleasuring you, but I recently heard something of the same name that involves taking a shit on your partner's face/mouth, and wrapping her head in saran wrap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    Jelly doughnut. - cum in her mouth and punch her in the nose.

    I in no way condone violence against women. This is just the most fucked up one I could remember.
    This is a strawberry shortcake.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Oh boy...

    Dirty Seagull: Fucking a woman on the beach, then dip your dick in the sand and get back at it

    Houdini: (There's a couple variations on this one) A. Fucking a girl from behind, with both of you facing a window. Then quickly/quitetly switch with a buddy, and go wave at the girl that's getting fucked by your buddy
    B. Spit on the girls back and then once she turns around, cum on her face.
    My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

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    grumpkin: getting a bj while shitting
    country grumpkin: getting a grumkin in an outhouse
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Steaming Hatchet Wound

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    Just ski down there and jump of a somethin' fer cryin' out loud!

    -Pain McShlonkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJay View Post
    Steaming Hatchet Wound

    Cleveland Steamer

    Ok so what are these?
    Quote Originally Posted by Eldo View Post
    what happened to Shadam this year? Usually by now he is posting drinking reports daily.

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    Arabian Goggles:
    According to the Gentlemen's Glossary : ' A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the ride , thus resting the balls in the gogglees eye sockets .'
    Ein Berg ohne Absturzgefahr ist nur noch Attrappe. (Reinhold Messner)

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    my personal favorite is the donkey punch

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    Angry dragon

    Cum in her mouth, then hit her in the back of the head so it comes out of her nose, when she gets up shell look like an angry dragon...


    (i think this is what it is)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    grumpkin: getting a bj while shitting
    country grumpkin: getting a grumkin in an outhouse
    Huh, I always thought it was "blumpkin". Apparently both blumpkin and grumpkin are acceptable.

    The English language is nice like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    grumpkin: getting a bj while shitting
    country grumpkin: getting a grumkin in an outhouse
    No no no it's a blumpkin. WTF is a grumpkin?
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yukonrider View Post
    Angry dragon

    Cum in her mouth, then hit her in the back of the head so it comes out of her nose, when she gets up shell look like an angry dragon...


    (i think this is what it is)
    I always heard it called the white dragon. Angry dragon works too though. And the trick was to get her to gag on your dick right at the moment of release to get it to come out of the nose.



    Fletcher: Cum in a girls ass and then suck it out with a straw.






    Has anyone ever done any of these? Just the thought turns my stomach.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks View Post
    Has anyone ever done any of these? Just the thought turns my stomach.
    I hope for all that is good no one has

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks View Post
    No no no it's a blumpkin. WTF is a grumpkin?
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grumpkin

    Like I said, I've never heard of it either. But there it is...

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    http://efukt.com/

    Probably has most of those covered.

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    space docking.

    look it up on urban dictionary. i'm not typing it in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    ?????


    Dutch oven: Now, I have usually heard that this is farting while your ladyfreind is under the covers pleasuring you, but I recently heard something of the same name that involves taking a shit on your partner's face/mouth, and wrapping her head in saran wrap.
    I believe that is the Hot Carl


    I've always been partial to the Houdini, which is basically while getting a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, creating the illusion that you've completed the transaction. When she turns around, you blow your load in her face. She'll want to know how you made another shot magically appear.
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    Most of these all seem to reek of fucked up shit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Eldo View Post
    what happened to Shadam this year? Usually by now he is posting drinking reports daily.

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    Mufasa: leave a dead chick out in the desert for 3 days, then punch a hole in her stomach and fuck it.
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    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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