really nasty sex moves/positions (nsfw, dont worry no nasty photos)

[Power_Sauce]

Ambush Paddington: When you pull out and cum all over the girl's teddy bear.

[stew130]

With respect to Jay in Zack and Miri, the dutch rudder: you hang onto your johnson while the chick jerks your arm up and down.

[RaccoonFace]

South Jersey Slip 'N Slide:
When doing a chick from behind sweep her arms out so she is on her face with her ass up. Just before you cum hop up and take a dump on the small of her back so it slides down between her shoulders and shoot your load everywhere.

Snow Plow:
Again from behind sweep her arms out so she is face down and try to plow the pillows and blankets off the bed with her head.

Dolphin:
Again from behind pull out and try to stick it in your partner's unwilling butt. Then she stands up making the dolphin noise "uh uh, uh uh."

Bagpipe:
Have sex with a girl's armpit until you cum.

Moaning Zombie:
With the lights on cum in your partner's eyes, then turn out the light and watch/listen to them stumble around the room moaning and crashing into things.

Flaming Amazon:
When you're doing a chick and just before you blow, you set her pubes on fire. Then you try to put the flames out with your load.

okbye

[karpiel]

Dolphin:
Again from behind pull out and try to stick it in your partner's unwilling butt. Then she stands up making the dolphin noise "uh uh, uh uh."

Like this?
http://www.efukt.com/2191_Sorry_Wrong_Hole!.html

[Altaholic]

space docking.

look it up on urban dictionary. i'm not typing it in here.

That one is fucked up, I see why you don't wanna type/paste it.

[Mathematics]

Ambush Paddington: When you pull out and cum all over the girl's teddy bear.

I like it.

[shaft]

Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

[Viva]

Ambush Paddington: When you pull out and cum all over the girl's teddy bear.

Ask me how I know I'm getting old.

But then I suppose I could do an Ambush Paddington jr. wherein I bust a load on the chick's kid's teddy bear.

[blackhand]

Hoover Maneuver: While having sex doggy style, kick the girls legs out and run her around the room on her chest holding onto her legs

[HankScorpio]

space docking.

look it up on urban dictionary. i'm not typing it in here.

Thanks. I just googled "space docking" and I started crying when I read about it in detail.

[HankScorpio]

South Jersey Slip 'N Slide:
When doing a chick from behind sweep her arms out so she is on her face with her ass up. Just before you cum hop up and take a dump on the small of her back so it slides down between her shoulders and shoot your load everywhere.

Snow Plow:
Again from behind sweep her arms out so she is face down and try to plow the pillows and blankets off the bed with her head.

Dolphin:
Again from behind pull out and try to stick it in your partner's unwilling butt. Then she stands up making the dolphin noise "uh uh, uh uh."

Bagpipe:
Have sex with a girl's armpit until you cum.

Moaning Zombie:
With the lights on cum in your partner's eyes, then turn out the light and watch/listen to them stumble around the room moaning and crashing into things.

Flaming Amazon:
When you're doing a chick and just before you blow, you set her pubes on fire. Then you try to put the flames out with your load.

okbye

my girlfriend is wondering why I am laughing so hard and I can't tell her.

[Crock]

my girlfriend is wondering why I am laughing so hard and I can't tell her.

Just say "you'll find out later..."

[grubbers]

there are some things that you just can't describe.

not a gross one, but definitely not safe for work, girlfriends, children, or anyone without a dirty sense of humor. you've got to wonder how often that trick goes wrong and what happens when it does.

[TheDingleberry]

Like this?
http://www.efukt.com/2191_Sorry_Wrong_Hole!.html

some messed up shit on that site.

[gbarnum]

grumpkin: getting a bj while shitting
country grumpkin: getting a grumkin in an outhouse

Nope, it's a BLUMPKIN.

[irul&ublo]

Fletcher: Cum in a girls ass and then suck it out with a straw.

I thought that was called "The Jer".

[booner]

FTW!

Emeril Lagasse - Do a chick from behind, blow load into hand while spitting on her back. Say, "Let's take it up a notch." When she turns around wondering what you mean, yell "Bam!" and throw your load into her face.

I've done this one before...but just a gentle bite

Alligator Fuckhouse- When you bite the neck of your lover, wrap your arms and legs around their torso, and then go into a death roll.

I've seen my gay dog give another dog a blumpkin...IN MY OWN FUCKING YARD! We had a long talk after that one

[Meanfruit]

For the homosexual male mags.

Docking=When two dudes put their penises together and one pulls the foreskin over another.

I've heard this as "stovepiping"

Mathematics is a serious perv. Awesome

[ren]

How is it no one has mentioned the ol Boston Hotpocket?

[FomTooley]

I searched, but did not find :

Coyote Sandbag : when a girl is blowin you, and right as you start to spooge, she bites one of your nads really hard, causing you to explode 10x harder, and when you do, you let out a howl in the night, like a rabid coyote.

[basinbeater]

I applaud your use of the search function prior to posting. Bravo.

[TBS]

Good first post JONG. Adds to the collective knowledge base while resurrecting a 12yo thread

Now back to our regularly scheduled perversions

[3s]

The moms shocker

While doing your gal doggy style
Call her grandmother (nana) on Skype
Set phone so nana can see her grand daughter
Girlfriends mom will be shocked when nana (her mom) tells her about what she saw

[Bobcat Sig]

Jump Humping

A pre-req to that is to understand what the Mormon kids do with soaking. If this is new to you; give a rip on the ol' Google machine.

Got it? Good.

Now, Jump Humping... it's where a loving, un-married LDS couple soak, in a bed, under the covers, and a friend jumps up and down on the bed. And that kids, is how you Jump Hump.

[TBS]

Sort of The Bible’s Loophole?



ETA - guess videos with “Fuck me in the ass ‘cause I love Jesus” in the lyrics get flagged…