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08-03-2004, 01:22 PM #101Originally posted by Spicoli
Q. Where does Tang(registered trademark thingy) come from?
A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
A: A schizophrenic chipmunk with a really bad gout.
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08-03-2004, 01:22 PM #102Originally posted by mildbill.
A: Karaoke with 3 swamp donkeys
A: High school girls.Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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08-03-2004, 01:38 PM #103Fucking Modarater
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Originally posted by Ubersheist
Q: What was PaSucks' 2nd wet dream?
A: A schizophrenic chipmunk with a really bad gout.
A. iceman
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08-03-2004, 01:40 PM #104Fucking Modarater
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Originally posted by fridge
Q: What is the plot line for Shrek 3?
A: High school girls.
A. AKPM.
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08-03-2004, 01:53 PM #105Originally posted by Spicoli
Q. What is Richard Gere's new fetish of the week?
A. iceman
A:O-ring
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08-03-2004, 02:21 PM #106Fucking Modarater
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Originally posted by Woodsy
A:O-ring
A. Woodsy
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08-03-2004, 02:41 PM #107skier
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Originally posted by Spicoli
A. Woodsy
Q: Who's avatar reminds you of a hamburger?
A: 6 pages
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08-03-2004, 02:50 PM #108A: 6 pages
A: Corbets Couloir
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08-03-2004, 03:02 PM #109Originally posted by Viva
A: Midget Ninjas
A: Spermacidal ManiacsLast edited by warthog; 08-03-2004 at 03:09 PM.
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08-03-2004, 03:08 PM #110Originally posted by Spicoli
A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
A. Hippy chicks with hairy pits.
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08-03-2004, 03:40 PM #111Originally posted by glademaster
A. Canada
A: 33 Days.It's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 03:49 PM #112Originally posted by Cornholio
A: 33 Days.
A: Smoked duck without orange sauce.
* - I don't really have anything against Sandra Bullock or "28 days." Just thought it would sound funny to rant about it!Last edited by Ubersheist; 08-03-2004 at 04:44 PM.
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08-03-2004, 04:57 PM #113Originally posted by warthog
A. Hippy chicks with hairy pits.
A: Teenage GirlsI should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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08-03-2004, 04:59 PM #114Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Smoked duck without orange sauce.
A: Two Dwarves, a lawnmover, and a liquor store.I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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08-03-2004, 05:06 PM #115Originally posted by teledave
A: Two Dwarves, a lawnmover, and a liquor store.
A: Long-range ballistic missles and Flintstone vitamins.
Teledave - The "teenage girls" was sort of done already....
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08-03-2004, 05:19 PM #116Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Long-range ballistic missles and Flintstone vitamins.
A: Hot Salsa, Tequila, and a camcorder.
I knew "Teenage Girls" was too easy, but my connection is way to slow to go back and review the thread.I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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08-03-2004, 05:42 PM #117Originally posted by teledave
A: Hot Salsa, Tequila, and a camcorder.
Q: Southampton, Chamonix, and Tahoe.It's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 05:52 PM #118Originally posted by Cornholio
Q: Southampton, Chamonix, and Tahoe.
A: A kiddy pool full of Tofu and Honey.I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-03-2004, 05:59 PM #119happy
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Originally posted by DJSapp
A: A kiddy pool full of Tofu and Honey.
A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
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08-03-2004, 06:11 PM #120Originally posted by divegirl
A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
A: 4 paperclips.I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-03-2004, 06:12 PM #121Originally posted by divegirl
A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
A: Paul Wolfowitz and DisneylandIt's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 06:19 PM #122Originally posted by PaSucks
A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.
A: A decapitated baby dollDays on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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08-03-2004, 06:20 PM #123Originally posted by Max Gosey
What sounds a lot like the Chris Farley "Black Sheep" line that I wanted to use in this thread?
A: A decapitated baby dollIt's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 06:39 PM #124happy
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Originally posted by DJSapp
A: 4 paperclips.
A: A smashed windshield.
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08-03-2004, 07:31 PM #125A: A smashed windshield.
A: Yogachik's ass
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