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    Originally posted by Spicoli
    Q. Where does Tang(registered trademark thingy) come from?


    A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
    Q: What was PaSucks' 2nd wet dream?

    A: A schizophrenic chipmunk with a really bad gout.
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    Originally posted by mildbill.
    A: Karaoke with 3 swamp donkeys
    Q: What is the plot line for Shrek 3?


    A: High school girls.
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.

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    Originally posted by Ubersheist
    Q: What was PaSucks' 2nd wet dream?

    A: A schizophrenic chipmunk with a really bad gout.
    Q. What is Richard Gere's new fetish of the week?


    A. iceman

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    Originally posted by fridge
    Q: What is the plot line for Shrek 3?


    A: High school girls.
    Q. What will AKPM never have sex with?


    A. AKPM.

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    Originally posted by Spicoli
    Q. What is Richard Gere's new fetish of the week?


    A. iceman
    q:who is my favorite masshole?!?


    A:O-ring

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    Originally posted by Woodsy



    A:O-ring
    Q. Lipstick marks from a blow job?


    A. Woodsy

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    Originally posted by Spicoli

    A. Woodsy

    Q: Who's avatar reminds you of a hamburger?




    A: 6 pages

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    A: 6 pages
    Q: How many pages of non-advertising content are in TransWorldSnowboarder ?

    A: Corbets Couloir







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    Originally posted by Viva


    A: Midget Ninjas
    Which type of Ninjas want to chop off your other head?

    A: Spermacidal Maniacs
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    Originally posted by Spicoli



    A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
    Name two things you wouldn't put in your mouth, and two things that, when barely touched, explode.

    A. Hippy chicks with hairy pits.

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    Originally posted by glademaster

    A. Canada
    Q: Who's to blame?

    A: 33 Days.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Originally posted by Cornholio
    A: 33 Days.
    Q: What's the name of the sequel to that shitty-ass-with-Sandra-what's-her-fuck-can't-act-her-way-out-of-a-paper-bag-name-waste-of-humanity-and-time-but-you-have-to-say-you-liked-it-'cause-you-saw-it-on-a-first-date-with-a-girl-you'll-never-call-again-but-you-still-don't-want-to-look-like-the-callous-sonovabitch-that-you-really-are-at-least-until-you-get-to-know-her-better-or-get-into-her-pants-which-ever-comes-first-but-right-now-your-just-pissed-off-that-you-gotta-sit-through-this-crap-all-the-while-you-just-want-to-throw-your-watered-down-orange-soda-at-the-screen-but-noooo-you-can't-do-that-in-society-because-then-you'd-be-deemed-mentally-unbalanced-and-god-knows-that-you-don't-want-to-go-back-to-the-institution-and-have-more-discussions-with-that-Dr.-Nelson-with-the-holier-then-thou-attitude-because-he-gets-to-go-home-at-night movie?*

    A: Smoked duck without orange sauce.


    * - I don't really have anything against Sandra Bullock or "28 days." Just thought it would sound funny to rant about it!
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    Originally posted by warthog

    A. Hippy chicks with hairy pits.
    Q: Name a type a skier that will smoke warthog'd ass?

    A: Teenage Girls
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    Originally posted by Ubersheist

    A: Smoked duck without orange sauce.
    Q: Why did that bowl taste like burnt feathers?

    A: Two Dwarves, a lawnmover, and a liquor store.
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Originally posted by teledave
    A: Two Dwarves, a lawnmover, and a liquor store.
    Q: What makes for one HELLUVA kick-ass weekend?

    A: Long-range ballistic missles and Flintstone vitamins.

    Teledave - The "teenage girls" was sort of done already....
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    Originally posted by Ubersheist
    A: Long-range ballistic missles and Flintstone vitamins.
    Q: What does GW rely on when he can't get it up?

    A: Hot Salsa, Tequila, and a camcorder.


    I knew "Teenage Girls" was too easy, but my connection is way to slow to go back and review the thread.
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Originally posted by teledave
    A: Hot Salsa, Tequila, and a camcorder.
    A: What does GW rely on when he can't get it up?

    Q: Southampton, Chamonix, and Tahoe.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Originally posted by Cornholio
    Q: Southampton, Chamonix, and Tahoe.
    Where are places Bad_Roo and Punani have outstanding arrest warrants?

    A: A kiddy pool full of Tofu and Honey.
    Fat fuck bubbas are not erosion.

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    A: A kiddy pool full of Tofu and Honey.
    What is Ubersheist going to play in when he gets home from work this evening?

    A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151

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    Originally posted by divegirl
    A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
    What is a typical night at divegirl's house?

    A: 4 paperclips.
    Fat fuck bubbas are not erosion.

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    Originally posted by divegirl


    A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
    What is divegirl bringing to Uber's party tonight?

    A: Paul Wolfowitz and Disneyland
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Originally posted by PaSucks


    A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.
    What sounds a lot like the Chris Farley "Black Sheep" line that I wanted to use in this thread?

    A: A decapitated baby doll
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    Originally posted by Max Gosey
    What sounds a lot like the Chris Farley "Black Sheep" line that I wanted to use in this thread?

    A: A decapitated baby doll
    Missed the point, did we, Max?
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    A: 4 paperclips.
    What can AKPM use to satisfy the Norwegian chick's S&M fetish of the week?

    A: A smashed windshield.

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    A: A smashed windshield.
    Q: What do MildBills favorite ski goggles look like?

    A: Yogachik's ass







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