Q: What was PaSucks' 2nd wet dream?Originally posted by Spicoli
Q. Where does Tang(registered trademark thingy) come from?
A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
A: A schizophrenic chipmunk with a really bad gout.
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08-03-2004, 01:22 PM #101
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08-03-2004, 01:22 PM #102
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Q: What is the plot line for Shrek 3?Originally posted by mildbill.
A: Karaoke with 3 swamp donkeys
A: High school girls.Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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08-03-2004, 01:38 PM #103
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Q. What is Richard Gere's new fetish of the week?Originally posted by Ubersheist
Q: What was PaSucks' 2nd wet dream?
A: A schizophrenic chipmunk with a really bad gout.
A. iceman
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08-03-2004, 01:40 PM #104
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Q. What will AKPM never have sex with?Originally posted by fridge
Q: What is the plot line for Shrek 3?
A: High school girls.
A. AKPM.
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08-03-2004, 01:53 PM #105
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q:who is my favorite masshole?!?Originally posted by Spicoli
Q. What is Richard Gere's new fetish of the week?
A. iceman
A:O-ring
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08-03-2004, 02:21 PM #106
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Q. Lipstick marks from a blow job?Originally posted by Woodsy
A:O-ring
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08-03-2004, 02:41 PM #107
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Originally posted by Spicoli
A. Woodsy
Q: Who's avatar reminds you of a hamburger?
A: 6 pages
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08-03-2004, 02:50 PM #108
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Q: How many pages of non-advertising content are in TransWorldSnowboarder ?A: 6 pages
A: Corbets Couloir
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08-03-2004, 03:02 PM #109
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Which type of Ninjas want to chop off your other head?Originally posted by Viva
A: Midget Ninjas
A: Spermacidal ManiacsLast edited by warthog; 08-03-2004 at 03:09 PM.
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08-03-2004, 03:08 PM #110
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Name two things you wouldn't put in your mouth, and two things that, when barely touched, explode.Originally posted by Spicoli
A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
A. Hippy chicks with hairy pits.
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08-03-2004, 03:40 PM #111
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Q: Who's to blame?Originally posted by glademaster
A. Canada
A: 33 Days.It's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 03:49 PM #112
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Q: What's the name of the sequel to that shitty-ass-with-Sandra-what's-her-fuck-can't-act-her-way-out-of-a-paper-bag-name-waste-of-humanity-and-time-but-you-have-to-say-you-liked-it-'cause-you-saw-it-on-a-first-date-with-a-girl-you'll-never-call-again-but-you-still-don't-want-to-look-like-the-callous-sonovabitch-that-you-really-are-at-least-until-you-get-to-know-her-better-or-get-into-her-pants-which-ever-comes-first-but-right-now-your-just-pissed-off-that-you-gotta-sit-through-this-crap-all-the-while-you-just-want-to-throw-your-watered-down-orange-soda-at-the-screen-but-noooo-you-can't-do-that-in-society-because-then-you'd-be-deemed-mentally-unbalanced-and-god-knows-that-you-don't-want-to-go-back-to-the-institution-and-have-more-discussions-with-that-Dr.-Nelson-with-the-holier-then-thou-attitude-because-he-gets-to-go-home-at-night movie?*Originally posted by Cornholio
A: 33 Days.
A: Smoked duck without orange sauce.
* - I don't really have anything against Sandra Bullock or "28 days." Just thought it would sound funny to rant about it!Last edited by Ubersheist; 08-03-2004 at 04:44 PM.
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08-03-2004, 04:57 PM #113
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Q: Name a type a skier that will smoke warthog'd ass?Originally posted by warthog
A. Hippy chicks with hairy pits.
A: Teenage GirlsI should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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08-03-2004, 04:59 PM #114
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Q: Why did that bowl taste like burnt feathers?Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Smoked duck without orange sauce.
A: Two Dwarves, a lawnmover, and a liquor store.I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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08-03-2004, 05:06 PM #115
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Q: What makes for one HELLUVA kick-ass weekend?Originally posted by teledave
A: Two Dwarves, a lawnmover, and a liquor store.
A: Long-range ballistic missles and Flintstone vitamins.
Teledave - The "teenage girls" was sort of done already....
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08-03-2004, 05:19 PM #116
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Q: What does GW rely on when he can't get it up?Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Long-range ballistic missles and Flintstone vitamins.
A: Hot Salsa, Tequila, and a camcorder.
I knew "Teenage Girls" was too easy, but my connection is way to slow to go back and review the thread.I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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08-03-2004, 05:42 PM #117
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A: What does GW rely on when he can't get it up?Originally posted by teledave
A: Hot Salsa, Tequila, and a camcorder.
Q: Southampton, Chamonix, and Tahoe.It's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 05:52 PM #118
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Where are places Bad_Roo and Punani have outstanding arrest warrants?Originally posted by Cornholio
Q: Southampton, Chamonix, and Tahoe.
A: A kiddy pool full of Tofu and Honey.I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-03-2004, 05:59 PM #119
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What is Ubersheist going to play in when he gets home from work this evening?Originally posted by DJSapp
A: A kiddy pool full of Tofu and Honey.
A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
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08-03-2004, 06:11 PM #120
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What is a typical night at divegirl's house?Originally posted by divegirl
A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
A: 4 paperclips.I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-03-2004, 06:12 PM #121
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What is divegirl bringing to Uber's party tonight?Originally posted by divegirl
A: a banjo, a donkey, and some bacardi 151
A: Paul Wolfowitz and DisneylandIt's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 06:19 PM #122
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What sounds a lot like the Chris Farley "Black Sheep" line that I wanted to use in this thread?Originally posted by PaSucks
A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.
A: A decapitated baby dollDays on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
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08-03-2004, 06:20 PM #123
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Missed the point, did we, Max?Originally posted by Max Gosey
What sounds a lot like the Chris Farley "Black Sheep" line that I wanted to use in this thread?
A: A decapitated baby dollIt's idomatic, beatch.
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08-03-2004, 06:39 PM #124
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What can AKPM use to satisfy the Norwegian chick's S&M fetish of the week?Originally posted by DJSapp
A: 4 paperclips.
A: A smashed windshield.
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08-03-2004, 07:31 PM #125
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Q: What do MildBills favorite ski goggles look like?A: A smashed windshield.
A: Yogachik's ass
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