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Thread: This is boring.
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08-03-2004, 09:07 AM #76
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Q: How would one address Sofia's french cousin Vera?Originally posted by seldon
A: Aloe vera.
A: Blue ice
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08-03-2004, 09:07 AM #77
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Q: What are two things that will never make their way up my ass.Originally posted by seldon and DJSapp
A: A coffee enema
A: Aloe vera.
A: 105 degrees Celcius.
Edit: Dammit! Beat to the punch again!!
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08-03-2004, 09:08 AM #78
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Q. What's the best thing for a sun burnt cock?Originally posted by seldon
What is a puking-drunk AKPM who has just been laid?
A: Aloe vera.
A. Pubic hair and toothpaste.
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08-03-2004, 09:32 AM #79
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Q: Spicoli's attempt to brush and floss at the same time.Originally posted by Spicoli
A. Pubic hair and toothpaste.
A: Midget NinjasDaniel Ortega eats here.
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08-03-2004, 09:39 AM #80
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Q: What's the tempurature of iskibc's swamp-ass?Originally posted by gincognito
A: 105 degrees Celcius.
A: Sinister footwear and a blobulant suit.
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08-03-2004, 09:45 AM #81
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Q: What's made of rubber and in Buster's closet, other than a Love Ewe?Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Sinister footwear and a blobulant suit.
A: two fingers of scotch, a shaved scrotum, and a howler monkey.
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08-03-2004, 09:48 AM #82
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Q: Who gets their asses kicked by midget pirates?Originally posted by Viva
A: Midget Ninjas
An RC cola and a moon pie.
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08-03-2004, 09:50 AM #83
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What's my lunch today?
A: Maverick's was going off today[quote][//quote]
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08-03-2004, 09:52 AM #84
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Q: What were discovered, in their half-digested but unopened containers, in the puke underneath basom's bed Saturday morning?Originally posted by iceman
An RC cola and a moon pie.
A: The Eiffel tower, mildbill, and the world's largest container of KY jelly.
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08-03-2004, 09:55 AM #85
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Q. - What were only things missing (...along with APK...interestingly) on last Friday's Beantown Bender?Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
A: two fingers of scotch, a shaved scrotum, and a howler monkey.
A. - Youthful Naivete
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08-03-2004, 09:57 AM #86
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Q: what did I lose, along with my scotch and some pubic hair, to the knowing paws of a howler monkey masseuse last Friday?Originally posted by Tippster
A. - Youthful Naivete
A: a Commodore 64 and your brain on drugs.
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08-03-2004, 10:04 AM #87
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A: two things that had an influence on my adolecence?Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
A: a Commodore 64 and your brain on drugs.
Q: hosehair plaster, wire lath, and a cordless chopsaw.
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08-03-2004, 10:09 AM #88
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Q: What was involved in the Epic Mock French Handjob of 88?Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
A: The Eiffel tower, mildbill, and the world's largest container of KY jelly.
A: a disc-jockey, a doghouse, and a cellular telephone.Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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08-03-2004, 10:32 AM #89
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Q: What did I have no problem stating (as a surfing JONG) while I was living in Colorado?Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
A: Maverick's was going off today
A: Egg crates filled with Mycotoxic slime molds.
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08-03-2004, 10:49 AM #90
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Q: What do microbiologists need before going out to egg houses?Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Egg crates filled with Mycotoxic slime molds.
A: Nail clippers and plastic Smurfs.
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08-03-2004, 10:53 AM #91
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What is Uber is huffing right now?Originally posted by Ubersheist
A: Egg crates filled with Mycotoxic slime molds.
A: A quart of Nacho Cheese and Rocky Road Ice CreamI've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-03-2004, 10:55 AM #92
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Q. What just came out my ass?Originally posted by DJSapp
What is Uber is huffing right now?
A: A quart of Nacho Cheese and Rocky Road Ice Cream
A. A tampon, a tree and fire.
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08-03-2004, 11:00 AM #93
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Is that a drunk or totally stoned female treehugger?Originally posted by Beaver
What did buster have for breakfast?
Toxic gynecologist.Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-03-2004, 12:57 PM #94
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Q. An all female camping trip?Originally posted by Spicoli
A. A tampon, a tree and fire.
A. Canada
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08-03-2004, 01:02 PM #95
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Canada.
Sucks?
A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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08-03-2004, 01:05 PM #96
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Q: What will you see at PaSucks' family reunion?Originally posted by PaSucks
A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.
A: bad_roo and brownmonkey.
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08-03-2004, 01:09 PM #97
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Q: What is an everyday occurence in Pennsy?Originally posted by PaSucks
A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.
A: Poon
Damn gin, we're even.
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08-03-2004, 01:11 PM #98
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Q. Why is there pee running down the Queen Mum's leg?Originally posted by gincognito
Q: What will you see at PaSucks' family reunion?
A: bad_roo and brownmonkey.
A. Rancid milk and a dead cow
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08-03-2004, 01:13 PM #99
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Q. Where does Tang(registered trademark thingy) come from?Originally posted by Aldo
Q: What is an everyday occurence in Pennsy?
A: Poon
Damn gin, we're even.
A. My left nut, Tang, a gallon of latex paint and a Ford Pinto
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08-03-2004, 01:15 PM #100
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Q: Your first wet dream?Originally posted by PaSucks
A nun, a hooker, a flemish peasant women, and my grandmother riding past on a bike giving me the finger.
A: Karaoke with 3 swamp donkeys (brandy, you're a fine girl..)Last edited by mildbill.; 08-03-2004 at 01:18 PM.
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