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Thread: This is boring.
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07-30-2004, 02:25 PM #51
Plaid
Q: What is the colour your cock turns when you fuck dirty girls in Glasgow?
A:Yossarian's Hairy toes
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07-30-2004, 02:29 PM #52Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
A: Plaid.
A: Bored at Work
Too Slow"Don't drive angry."
Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"
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07-30-2004, 02:31 PM #53
Q: Where's the distribution form?
A: You can find McDonald's in Russia too . . . they're global
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07-30-2004, 02:51 PM #54skier
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[i]Originally posted by Beaver A: Bad air [/B]
Q: Wanghooooooby is best known for?
A: Salt, pepper and ketchup.
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07-30-2004, 02:57 PM #55Originally posted by Aldo
Q: Wanghooooooby is best known for?
A: Salt, pepper and ketchup.
A: Mike Piazza's mitt
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07-30-2004, 04:23 PM #56
q: What does your moms vulva resemble?
a: baloon knot
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07-30-2004, 04:29 PM #57Originally posted by iceman
A: Dexter and an AK-47
What is that persistent knocking on my front door?
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07-30-2004, 04:35 PM #58Originally posted by The AD
A: Mike Piazza's mitt
A: Winger, trashy women, and a toothpick"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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07-30-2004, 04:52 PM #59
What would a Detroit crackhead have sex with for some crack?
a: braided back hair and tangerines."I smell varmint puntang."
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07-30-2004, 05:29 PM #60Funky But Chic
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Originally posted by BlurredElevens
What is that persistent knocking on my front door?
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07-30-2004, 05:33 PM #61Funky But Chic
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Originally posted by Arty50
A: Winger, trashy women, and a toothpick
Really large feet.
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07-31-2004, 04:03 PM #62Originally posted by iceman
What happens when "Flashdance" meets Nascar?
Really large feet.
A sweaty pig and a pez dispenser.
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07-31-2004, 04:12 PM #63Originally posted by BlurredElevens
A sweaty pig and a pez dispenser.
a:Toenails and spaghetti.
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07-31-2004, 04:48 PM #64Originally posted by optics
a:Toenails and spaghetti.
A: Frozen chunks of airliner toilet waste."Sometimes nuthin' is a real cool hand"
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07-31-2004, 07:06 PM #65Originally posted by cultvo
A: Frozen chunks of airliner toilet waste.
A: a male cheerleader convention.Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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07-31-2004, 07:40 PM #66A: a male cheerleader convention.
A: Nomar Garciaparra
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07-31-2004, 07:57 PM #67
Q: Why will the Redsox be close to worthless?
A: meat popsicle.Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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07-31-2004, 09:36 PM #68Originally posted by Max Gosey
A: meat popsicle.
A: Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
edit: Sorry, I'm a little late for this game, but I wanted to play too.A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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07-31-2004, 09:53 PM #69A: Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
A: A leather teddie
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07-31-2004, 10:04 PM #70Funky But Chic
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Originally posted by InspectorGadget
A: Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
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07-31-2004, 11:13 PM #71features a sintered base
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Originally posted by iceman
Q: What's a fun night for Cletus?
A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.[quote][//quote]
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08-03-2004, 08:05 AM #72A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
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08-03-2004, 08:53 AM #73Originally posted by iceman
A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
A: A coffee enemaI've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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08-03-2004, 08:55 AM #74Sub-par GTA Player
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Originally posted by iceman
A: Dexter, a flower, and a snapping turtle.
A: Sick and ashamed and happy.
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08-03-2004, 08:59 AM #75
What is a puking-drunk AKPM who has just been laid?
A: Aloe vera.
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