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  1. #76
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    haa, i almost forgot about the existence of this awesome thread. but some of the later pics arent loading, i'm missing out on some of the funnay..

  2. #77
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    bump

    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful,
    beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a
    beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful
    rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very
    beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're
    drunk.

    - Jack Handy
    Me, I want to live with my feet in Dixie
    and my head in the cool blue North
    - Jimmy Buffet (Nothin' but a breeze)

  3. #78
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    Bump because we need this. some of us are stuck in cali, w/o a car AND injured.
    "Damn...you ok?"...

  4. #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny1496 View Post
    Bump because we need this. some of us are stuck in cali, w/o a car AND injured.
    Thanks for the bump bro. I needed this. And to Jack !

  5. #80
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    “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.”

    “If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes bacon, because that's what He's getting”

    “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”

    “Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to ski some powder? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.”

    edited some for skiing.
    "Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch

  6. #81
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    summertime philosophical musings bump.

  7. #82
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    I haven't seen this thread in a long time.
    its the whisky talking

  8. #83
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    bump.

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  9. #84
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    ..''..''

  10. #85
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    Bippity......................buuuump.

  11. #86
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    nice bump. jack handy's been around forever.
    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel

  12. #87
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    haha excellent… The first one may be my favorite

  13. #88
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    This thread is always good for a laugh.


  14. #89
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    This thread is the reason I joined this forum.
    Sexual climax lasts mere moments; but Deep Powder is extended Nirvana.

  15. #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxsnowskisquatch View Post
    This thread is the reason I joined this forum.
    ˙˙˙ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ uǝǝq ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ sƃuıɥʇ 'uǝɥʇ ǝɔuıs ɹǝʌǝ ˙sǝıʞooɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ ɹǝʇuɐq ssǝןʇıʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ pǝuıoɾ ı

  16. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Handy View Post
    ˙˙˙ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ uǝǝq ʇ,uǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ sƃuıɥʇ 'uǝɥʇ ǝɔuıs ɹǝʌǝ ˙sǝıʞooɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ ɹǝʇuɐq ssǝןʇıʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɯnɹoɟ ǝɥʇ pǝuıoɾ ı
    How the hell did you do that?
    Shut your eyes and think of somewhere. Somewhere cold and caked with snow.

  17. #92
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    subscribing
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

  18. #93
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    ˙ʍoןǝq ʞuıן ǝɥʇ uo ʞɔıןɔ 'sʇɥƃnoɥʇ dǝǝp puɐ dǝǝʇs ɟo uoıʇɔǝןןoɔ ןןnɟ ʎɯ ɹoɟ˙˙˙oqɯıן uı ǝɹɐ sǝƃɐɯı ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos

    http://pmgear.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=135

  19. #94
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    Bump^^^ Where ya been Jack?
    Whoa, what you gotta say?? Whoa, girls turn 18 every day!!!
    --Vandals

  20. #95
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    I'm here, watching, waiting.

  21. #96
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    This board still...fucking...sucks.

  22. #97
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    That was mind bottling

  23. #98
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    Sitting here drinking coffee this morning and laughing my ass off!

  24. #99
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    funniest shit ever keep it up

  25. #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by afroman View Post
    funniest shit ever
    *WHOOOOOOOOOSH*

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