A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

[uglymoney]

Would bang...

Meh, I like 6 packs, not 37 packs.


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Lolz at this thread and all of you kooks. Holy shit did I need this. Hopefully Ullr enjoys a good laugh as well.

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[Danno]

Isn’t the original intent to post pics with those you’ve had carnal knowledge of?
So if you’re posting dick pics, that dick has been in your ass and mouth, one would assume.
If you’re posting selfies, you’re just chockin the chicken, which should be done privately.


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So, you're telling me that you would similarly berate one of the maggettes if she took a mirror selfie?

[irul&ublo]

Wasatch forecast is bleak, so if self-sacrifice is a thing I'll play.

https://youtu.be/PxYQQoYfMtQ

[skiballs]

So, you're telling me that you would similarly berate one of the maggettes if she took a mirror selfie?

Like that will ever happen, but if your sex change is a success, I promise not to berate you.


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[The AD]

“Dantheman” sounds pretty bold for an avatar, but it looks like you’ve earned it. Lady or dude snow gods should be pleased.
Reminder to self: don’t stand next to dtm on photo day

Dan the Ab Man

[natty dread]

“Dantheman” sounds pretty bold for an avatar, but it looks like you’ve earned it. Lady or dude snow gods should be pleased.

He's been earning it for, hmmm, a few decades.

[Conundrum]

Having ridden bikes with him I've never questioned the name. Now the question is is Ullr more of a legs or ab god?

[Meadow Skipper]

okay but even you straight-ass homophobic mofos gotta admit, this is the hottest thing in the thread

While I appreciate your point on homophobia, and I want to give full due respect to DTM, I feel your point about “hottest thing” here is debateable.

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...67#post5813867

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...45#post5849645

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...t=#post5887965

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...83#post6448883

[schuss]

He's been earning it for, hmmm, a few decades.

Ha, you're even posting some of his smaller drops. The one time I skied near Dan (was just in passing) he threw a 60 foot lawn dart like it was nothing.

[Conundrum]

While I appreciate your point on homophobia, and I want to give full due respect to DTM, I feel your point about “hottest thing” here is debateable.

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...67#post5813867

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...45#post5849645

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...t=#post5887965

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...83#post6448883

Yeah…I can usually predict when I need to throw my pow boards in the truck and it’s right after an el hefe post. Coincidence?

[thefortrees]

Yeah…I can usually predict when I need to throw my pow boards in the truck and it’s right after an el hefe post. Coincidence?

All hail the hefe

[el hefe]

Might need something here, flying out for week of touring on Sunday and forecast not looking great.

[natty dread]

Here ya go el hefe

[Conundrum]

I need to be better at fall firewood collection. If you’re still posting from HR, I’m guessing the storm will hit us in 3ish days. Perfect and thanks.

El Hefe is supplying the northerlies which tend to bring the lightest snow but sometimes run a little too far north of us, natty has me covered from the west and typically offers more accumulation, if anyone in the Tahoe area could hook a dude up, your storms sometimes are a little high in moisture content but when they hit right…that’s the good stuff.

Once we get a Tahoe contributor on board, maybe the three of you could post at the same time. Downside, Ullr judges us for our sloth ways and the world implodes. Upside, I choke on snow for 2-3 days. I’m a gambler.

[stuckathuntermtn]

How much coke do I need to snort to have that little body fat?
Asking for a friend.

[Gepeto]

Here ya go el hefe

Ha downward dog
Adho Mukha Svanasana
compliments to the Yogini

seeing one too many mermaids over thisaway... 6" slr 60%

[natty dread]

El Hefe is supplying the northerlies which tend to bring the lightest snow but sometimes run a little too far north of us, natty has me covered from the west and typically offers more accumulation, if anyone in the Tahoe area could hook a dude up, your storms sometimes are a little high in moisture content but when they hit right…that’s the good stuff.

It’s SCIENCE lol

[irul&ublo]

Here ya go el hefe

Damn… if she farts there might be flamage

[pfluffenmeister]

Hold my beer while I send over the condos to the base!

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[altachic]

It’s amazing AC ever gets anything done

You definitely made me laugh. Thankfully I get stuff done and admittedly he is VERY easy to look at on the daily.
PhuNk can attest to us not getting a whole lot done besides powder skiing when we first got together almost 20 years ago
And Natty Dread speaks the truth. DTM has been getting after it since he was Butters and even before that.
Also, please let it snow soon. Yesterday I took our 12 year old out and found a bit of chalky snow in the Cirque but it's pretty bleak!

[mntlion]

I don't do NSFW for the internets ever, but I'll show you my shoulders... please Ullr send snow
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#tease
#shoulder


AC, were you the one with the car accident? How are you doing?

[brutah]

I don't do NSFW for the internets ever, but I'll show you my shoulders... please Ullr send snow
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I mean we live in Utah where shoulder porn is a thing lol.

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[k2skier112]

How much coke do I need to snort to have that little body fat?
Asking for a friend.

.78g a day

[altachic]

I mean we live in Utah where shoulder porn is a thing lol.

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This is truth
Sorry pic didn't work. Maybe I'll post another one later. Maybe