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  1. #1676
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    Keep in mind Ullr is thousands of years old, so everyone is a barely legal teen to him.
    Yeah, and I could live to be a million. But I will still want a nice body, perky titties, and a tight pussy on my offerings. Dilly fucking dilly!
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Yeah, and I could live to be a million. But I will still want a nice body, perky titties, and a tight pussy on my offerings. Dilly fucking dilly!
    Quit being such a douchey, chauvinist, egotistical, bitch. No wonder there are so few women on this forum. You want to look at something else? Post it up. Otherwise, appreciate the offerings of others or keep your mouth shut.
    "...if you're not doing a double flip cork something, skiing spines in Haines, or doing double flip cork somethings off spines in Haines, you're pretty much just gaping."

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    Yeah, 'cause bitches are always checking out this thread, right? Many years ago the Maggets had their own 'Stuuuuud Monkey" thread. You'd probably give them shit for their preferences.

    Go back a page or two to see what I like.

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    ˇÓrale, vato!

  4. #1679
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    THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT YOU
    Bunny Don't Surf

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    i hope as a community we see it as for ALL OF US.
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  6. #1681
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    What if Ullr is gay?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  7. #1682
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    What if Ullr is gay?
    The gays amongst us should probably share an offerings thread with the ladies. This is the hetero male Ullr thread afaik.

    Not that I am in charge. I have no offerings and in turn it keeps raining around here in January.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    What if Ullr is gay?
    wouldn’t surprise or bother me if it blows
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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    The gays amongst us should probably share an offerings thread with the ladies. This is the hetero male Ullr thread afaik.

    Not that I am in charge. I have no offerings and in turn it keeps raining around here in January.

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    Eh, I certainly don't want to see naked dudes, but Ullr accepts all offerings. So long as they are properly offered.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

  10. #1685
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Yeah, 'cause bitches are always checking out this thread, right? Many years ago the Maggets had their own 'Stuuuuud Monkey" thread. You'd probably give them shit for their preferences.

    Go back a page or two to see what I like.

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    You haven't posted any photos in this thread. No one gives a sh*t what you like/don't like. I don't make negative comments about anyone's preference in women, men or otherwise - people can like whatever they want, doesn't bug me and it doesn't bug me to see them showing it off. As TheFugitive said, this thread isn't about you. Keep your negative comments to yourself.
    "...if you're not doing a double flip cork something, skiing spines in Haines, or doing double flip cork somethings off spines in Haines, you're pretty much just gaping."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Eh, I certainly don't want to see naked dudes, but Ullr accepts all offerings. So long as they are properly offered.
    Fair enough. I forgot momentarily that this thread isn't about me. Bring all offerings.

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    amen
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    What if Ullr is gay?
    Probably swings both ways. Immortal, supernatural beings must have a very different frame of reference and it probably doesn't include ideas like LGBTQRSTUV.

    I could block out her face and show you guys some bobs, but probably not with permission.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  14. #1689
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    Pretty sure He's not into dudes, but I'll ask next time he flies with me. NTTATWWT

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    I could block out her face and show you guys some bobs, but probably not with permission.
    Pls show bobs and vagene.
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    Hopefully we'll be blessed with some snow this winter.

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    "...if you're not doing a double flip cork something, skiing spines in Haines, or doing double flip cork somethings off spines in Haines, you're pretty much just gaping."

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    ^^ ULLR obviously approved.

    View right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty85 View Post
    You haven't posted any photos in this thread. No one gives a sh*t what you like/don't like.
    You seem to give a shit about what I think.

    And you're right; I haven't posted here. Cornfused this thread with the NSFW one.

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    Fucking amateurs fucking this up already this season...Name:  IMG_3759.JPG
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    You should have been here yesterday!

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    ^We'll be measuring in ft instead of inches.

    Ancient ULLR accepts all Comers

    If it gets wet, it works
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Thank God some people still get it.
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    Brain dead and made of money.

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    approve of dimples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
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    Worth seeing again. Although my skiing will be limited by the amount of long cold showers I now need. A+

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    Why, is she underage?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Shafty and Powtron understand. Their ladyfriends obviously appreciate what it takes to keep the god of snows happy. FKNA strong work ladies and gentlemen!

    Unfortunately Mrs TheFugi isnt as understanding of Ullr's needs. I will continue to work towards Ullr's happiness never give up!
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