A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

**Pow4Brains** · 01-13-2020, 03:18 AM

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**thefortrees** · 01-13-2020, 08:18 AM

Thank you everybody for your offerings. 4 feet so far in this storm cycle and a couple more days to go. Ullr is pleased.

**twodogs** · 01-13-2020, 12:01 PM

I am doing something wrong. Well done gentleman.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 01-13-2020, 04:28 PM

-20 sounds really cold until you realize it's Celsius.

**BeardMech** · 01-13-2020, 04:30 PM

Whoever has been sacrificing their own children to our revered Ullr, I thank thee. Now who ever is in control of the people, I'd like to have a word with her.

When my bus finally passed the parking lot on 410 to meet not snow covered roads, but to clear plowed roads, I became pretty irate. I arrived "early" in Enumclaw at 7:30 for my "luxury coach" that was supposed to depart at 8:00 and arrive at Crystal at 9:00, esitmated drive time 45 mins with a 15 min window for traffic/weather. Im trying to figure out who to bitch too. I feel with arriving at 12:39 with a major driver error as a result of no communication with Crystal who had trucks out on the road. I feel I atleast deserve a 10 dollar voucher for screw up. I was ok with arriving at 11:00, but with needing a ski tune before heading out, 12:40 was outside of the window of reasonable expectation.

**MakersTeleMark** · 01-13-2020, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by BeardMech

Whoever has been sacrificing their own children to our revered Ullr, I thank thee. Now who ever is in control of the people, I'd like to have a word with her.

When my bus finally passed the parking lot on 410 to meet not snow covered roads, but to clear plowed roads, I became pretty irate. I arrived "early" in Enumclaw at 7:30 for my "luxury coach" that was supposed to depart at 8:00 and arrive at Crystal at 9:00, esitmated drive time 45 mins with a 15 min window for traffic/weather. Im trying to figure out who to bitch too. I feel with arriving at 12:39 with a major driver error as a result of no communication with Crystal who had trucks out on the road. I feel I atleast deserve a 10 dollar voucher for screw up. I was ok with arriving at 11:00, but with needing a ski tune before heading out, 12:40 was outside of the window of reasonable expectation.

Get this shit out of this thread.

**iceman** · 01-13-2020, 04:35 PM

Man I would get my ass kicked for even suggesting that my wife pose for a pic to post here, Ullr or no Ullr. But you guys keep on keepin on.

**el hefe** · 01-13-2020, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

-20 sounds really cold until you realize it's Celsius.

-27c right now at the ski hill. -20c in town this morning. Still pretty cold man.

**SkiBall** · 01-13-2020, 05:52 PM

Thanks for the snow guys/gals.
But who is the god of wind? He needs some love cuz he is kinda cranky.

**AK47bp** · 01-14-2020, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by SkiBall

Thanks for the snow guys/gals.
But who is the god of wind? He needs some love cuz he is kinda cranky.

Njord

He’s into BBW.

**Pow4Brains** · 01-14-2020, 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Man I would get my ass kicked for even suggesting that my wife pose for a pic to post here, Ullr or no Ullr. But you guys keep on keepin on.

You'd be surprised, some seem to like the attention. And Ullr.

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**Rossymcg** · 01-14-2020, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Man I would get my ass kicked for even suggesting that my wife pose for a pic to post here, Ullr or no Ullr. But you guys keep on keepin on.

ask the boyfriend instead then

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**JimmyCarter** · 01-14-2020, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by Rossymcg

ask the boyfriend instead then

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You want pics of the boyfriend? NTTIAWWT

**reckless toboggan** · 01-14-2020, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

You want pics of the boyfriend? NTTIAWWT

Last time we posted nekkid mens we got mad snow dumps.

**retirwntm** · 01-14-2020, 08:19 AM

^not worth it.

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**skiballs** · 01-14-2020, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Man I would get my ass kicked for even suggesting that my wife pose for a pic to post here, Ullr or no Ullr. But you guys keep on keepin on.

I seem to remember you putting yourself in the hospital from skiing, an ass kicking doesn't seem to bad, in comparison. I could be wrong, just trying to add perspective.

**SkiBall** · 01-14-2020, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

Njord

He’s into BBW.

Njord can blow me.

**Norseman** · 01-14-2020, 11:53 AM

If two skiballerz post back to back in the Ullr thread, is that considered an offering or a hex?

More babes please, keep the weather rolling.

**abraham** · 01-14-2020, 12:01 PM

I think it summons cmcrawfo. Take that whichever way you will

**SkiBall** · 01-14-2020, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

If two skiballerz post back to back in the Ullr thread, is that considered an offering or a hex?

More babes please, keep the weather rolling.

More will be revealed I guess. I don't like this pressure ftr.

**shaggy433** · 01-14-2020, 10:32 PM

do ex's work the same way?? I found some old ones the other day but I may wait until right before I board my flight to SLC next week to drop them..

Well maybe a sample is needed?

**iceman** · 01-14-2020, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by skiballs

I seem to remember you putting yourself in the hospital from skiing, an ass kicking doesn't seem to bad, in comparison. I could be wrong, just trying to add perspective.

Oh I get my ass kicked all the fucking time, it's actually crazy the shit that happens to me, I'm not afraid but I'm not stupid either.

**MakersTeleMark** · 01-15-2020, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by shaggy433

do ex's work the same way?? I found some old ones the other day but I may wait until right before I board my flight to SLC next week to drop them..

Well maybe a sample is needed?

Costco that shit up. Stat.