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Thread: Bury me in my roof box
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11-01-2008, 06:59 PM #1
Bury me in my roof box
We had a community "Trunk or Treat" last night. We shoved a skier dressed skeleton up in the Thule and had all the kids climb a ladder up to grab the candy. It gave me the idea that when I go (hopefully not soon). Just bury me in a Thule (Need a big one for my fat ass). All of the mourners, or jubilants can sticker it up before shoving me in the ground. Now that Halloween is over it is time for snow to arrive, so I dont keep starting threads like this.
Nothing clever to say.
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11-02-2008, 04:56 PM #2
Not a good idea.
I've taken a ride in a Thule myself. I was trying to be sneaky and hide in it, but my friend (the driver) saw me getting in there and proceeded to take every corner as fast as he could. I thought the thule was going to fly off the roof and I kept hitting the front, back, and sides decently hard.
So you may not make it to the cemetery, which would suck.
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11-02-2008, 05:48 PM #3
That's a good idea, especially if I can get a good deal on one like that connection that El Chupacabra had -- $75 or something like that? Great alternative to an expensive coffin that people see for a few minutes.
Actually I'd rather be shot out of a starship in my Rocket Box into a planet that's being terraformed by the Genesis project. At least then I stand a chance of real reincarnation.
My dad always reminds me that he wants to be cremated down in our pasture on a big pile of wood shipping palettes with his welding helmet on...like Darth Vader.
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11-03-2008, 10:21 AM #4Funky But Chic
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11-03-2008, 11:23 AM #5
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11-03-2008, 11:43 AM #6
A guy at my office has two roof boxes on his wagon, one labeled “wife” and the other “mother in-law”. I’m not sure who he is, so I don’t know his story but I bet it rocks.
“I will give you a million Stanly nickels if I never have to talk to you again.”
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11-03-2008, 04:40 PM #7
Good idea, but skip the burial. Just have somebody park the car on top of hill, kind of like the Indians.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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11-03-2008, 06:47 PM #8don't tell me no...
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Shouldn't this be in either the unsmart things done or crazy things you should have gotten hurt doing thread?
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11-04-2008, 10:13 AM #9Funky But Chic
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Random bump
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12-23-2019, 09:48 PM #13Funky But Chic
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12-23-2019, 10:22 PM #14
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Brilliant idea. But a packasport box has more legroom. . .
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12-23-2019, 10:25 PM #15Funky But Chic
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Theoretically you wouldn't really give a fuck about legroom.
If it became an issue they could always cut them off and lay them next to you.
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12-23-2019, 11:33 PM #17"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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12-23-2019, 11:51 PM #18Hucked to flat once
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This might be the low post count thread bump of all time.
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12-24-2019, 12:07 AM #19
Bury me in my roof box
It's gonna have to get in line behind this gem.
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12-24-2019, 12:27 AM #20Registered User
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12-24-2019, 04:00 AM #21
Started reading this thread without noticing the start date and thought this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in here in years.....
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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12-24-2019, 11:04 AM #22
With all the aging Dentists here it becomes moar of a reality.
Kind of like that bury me under a tree thing only anti environmental and it is probably a waste of a good ski box.
Maybe I could use one of my old kayaks instead?watch out for snakes
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12-24-2019, 11:10 AM #23Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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12-24-2019, 12:31 PM #24Registered User
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12-24-2019, 02:10 PM #25Funky But Chic
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