The dumb things people put on their cars

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by PaSucks
I'm thinking of bieng like AKPM and getting PaSucks on my car. Maybe a vanity plate possibility?

PASUX or PASUCS or PASUKS yeah it works especially if its a PA liscence plate

[warthog]

At a Nissan sponsored off-road event, a couple guys had :

Jeep Recovery Vehicle

Nothing pisses off a hardcore Jeep guy more than this sticker. My buddy actually ended up pulling out a Ford and a Chevy with his Nissan Exterra. But, it is double locked with onboard air.


And no, we don't rip the shit outta stuff. We tread lightly. As it is, the freakin' rednecks are making sure that public land here in Fla. is disappearing at alarming rates. They don't need our help.

[schuss]

heh, my dad and I have joked about putting those stickers on our zuk and yota (yes we tread lightly yadda yadda yadda). Pisses the jeep guys off to no end that my zuk, completely built, cost less than their stock jeep purchase price and spanks them without even being fully locked. And with an idiot driver. The only dumb thing on my car

http://www.tetongravity.com/tgrstore...age/cat187.jpg

[CaddyDaddy77]

Seen lately,

Wild Women don't get the blues

Nuke the tree-huggin, whales for Jesus

Screw the whales, save a cowboy

WT, in the oval, I can only assume White Trash and bragging about it, given the ford Tempo it was proudly diplayed on.

Drive it like you stole it, for the jackass that routinely gives his paycheck to the mechanic each weeekend.

Don't ride my ass, I'll flick a booger on your windsheild.

My daughter and my money goes to Texas Tech.

I can't believe the number of personalized plates here, must be cheaper than regular plates.
Constantly see the like
4 Julie etc.
Saw last week
MIKE Didn't really understand it, is it a reminder for the driver, like your mom putting your name on the inside of your underwear?

[Oopsie Daisy]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77

Saw last week

MIKE Didn't really understand it, is it a reminder for the driver, like your mom putting your name on the inside of your underwear?

LOL!

Similar to those people who have a rearwindow decal with the make of their car. T O Y O T A etc.

I'm dying for the day rearwindows come with scrolling LED displays so I can send a shout-out to the doofus behind me on PCH, speeding and riding my butt like a pig's curly tail.

EDIT: P.S. Only 2004 more posts till I catch up with CaddyDaddy. Watch your back, babe!

[NewHampie]

"I Heart My Dog's Head"

On SUV's with over-sand vehicle permits on the cape and islands:
"Piping Plover Tastes Like Chicken"
and of course my license plate frame says "Live, Ski, or Die"

[JMO]

Well, not really dumb...
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/nocache/6/11817346_F_tn.jpg

[Tippster]

My car has 3 stickers:
The Alta Snowflake next to the license plate (Thanks, Xover,) also a Powder Maggots 1/2 sticker and a FoBP sticker on the bumper, covering holes in the plastic and doing their duty preventing rust.

Funniest sticker I've seen that hasn't been mentioned:

"God is a gay black jew, but she loves you anyway!"

I also like the "My honor student just fired your kid."

[vinzclortho]

Originally posted by The AD
I saw a totally idiotic bumper sticker today. It was on a new VW Bug. "What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?" Even if this was mildly amusing (which it isn't), would you put it on your car?

it's a Jimmy Buffett song. people must have been parrotheads.



people that have osciliating lights around their license plates are ballsy, sure to attract females...same thing with purple ground effects.

best bumper sticker I've seen in a while:

"Take A Fat One Deep"

[The Reverend Floater]

My billboard (tacoma camper):

Alta flake
JH cowboy
Portillo
Smith
Scott
Dakine
Lifelink
TGR
Carrera
Silver Creek
Ducks Unlimited
Wax Room

License plate frame: Grand Targhee: Snow from Heaven, not from Hoses.

[PlayHarder]

I'm dying for the day rearwindows come with scrolling LED displays

I've been wanting one of these that I can alternate between:
1) BACKTHEFUCKUP
2) SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT
3) GET OFF THE PHONE, JACKASS

[The AD]

Originally posted by PlayHarder
I've been wanting one of these that I can alternate between:
1) BACKTHEFUCKUP
2) SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT
3) GET OFF THE PHONE, JACKASS

and don't forget

4) I SEE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE BACK THERE, JACKASS!
5) PULL OVER BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEONE YOU DRUNK SOB!

[OffAxis]

Originally posted by The AD
and don't forget

4) I SEE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE BACK THERE, JACKASS!
5) PULL OVER BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEONE YOU DRUNK SOB!

6) The left lane is for passing dumbass.
7) Turn off your blinker.
8) You're the reason we're in this fukkin' traffic jam.

[Oopsie Daisy]

9) Put your makeup on before you leave the house, girl! (For the good of humanity.)

10) If you pop that zit, it'll leave a scar.

[Oopsie Daisy]

OK, so, if mangs can design, build, and distribute skis, can we not do the same with our LED thingy-dingy?

Who's in?

[ak_powder_monkey]

Originally posted by Oopsie Daisy


Who's in?

Not me

[Oopsie Daisy]

^^ Excellent.

[road trip]

Originally posted by vinzclortho
people that have osciliating lights around their license plates are ballsy, sure to attract females...same thing with purple ground effects.

Visit the Jersey Shore lately?

[vinzclortho]

Originally posted by road trip
Visit the Jersey Shore lately?

just a few weeks ago actually. as I was in a car with no ground effects or osciliating lights around the license plate I was unable to attract females. though I did see one girl kick another in the face in some super sketchy bar...that was cool.

[AntiSoCalSkier]

Originally posted by Oopsie Daisy
OK, so, if mangs can design, build, and distribute skis, can we not do the same with our LED thingy-dingy?

Who's in?

I may not be able to build a new pair of skis, but a scrolling message board would be no problem. (They actually sell kits for these things at electronics stores.)