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Thread: what's your default swear word ?
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10-17-2008, 05:36 PM #1
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what's your default swear word ?
Stub your toe, hit your thumb with a hammer, close the car door on your member - what do you say?
I express myself thusly: "Motherfucker!""Active management in bear markets tends to outperform. Unfortunately, investors are not as elated with relative returns when they are negative. But it does support the argument that active management adds value." -- independent fund analyst Peter Loach
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10-17-2008, 05:38 PM #2
nay
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hmm... probably...
fuck.
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10-17-2008, 05:48 PM #3
wax on wax off
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mother scratching cork sucker
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10-17-2008, 05:49 PM #4
now Flyoverland Escapee!!
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If it hurts, then "motherFUCKER!!!" comes out automatically.
If it pisses me off, then "Fuck me to tears" does wonders.
If it doesn't go as planned, then "Fuck you, god!" works pretty well.
I eat a ton of soap.
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10-17-2008, 05:56 PM #5
rain
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God Damnit
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10-17-2008, 05:57 PM #6
misinformed misanthrope
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cockjuggling thundercunt
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10-17-2008, 06:00 PM #7
d00d
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Fuck me runnin
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10-17-2008, 06:01 PM #8
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"COCK-IN-THE-MOUTH" , with proper emphasis on certain syllables, and with a particular rhythm.
"if it's called tourist season, why can't we just shoot them?"
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10-17-2008, 06:11 PM #9
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a simple "SHIT!!!" applies to most situations.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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10-17-2008, 06:14 PM #10
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Fucking Jesus, or Fucking Cunts
A little too often and in front of the wrong people.
I am in self-imposed rehab for my swearing, but sometimes I forget that I am in the office or home - and no longer working in the outdoors.Last edited by Sparky; 10-18-2008 at 06:15 AM. Reason: Drank too much beer last night and posted shite
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10-17-2008, 06:18 PM #11
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mcCaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
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10-17-2008, 06:26 PM #12
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AMF ...... adios mother fucker
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10-17-2008, 06:53 PM #13
it just depends
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I probably like fuck the best.
My phrase for the day at work today was "Go fuck yourself." Fucking idiots........
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10-17-2008, 06:58 PM #14
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A more interesting topic might be: what do you switch to when the default is not available (little kids, grandparents etc. in earshot).
I go with "frickin"
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10-17-2008, 07:18 PM #15
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cockSUCKER is my usual one, though I don't often swear that much.
When something really hurts and makes me angry at the same time it's usually FUCK! SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSS!
Around kids it's usually sounds of agony through clenched teeth while jumping around. and they love itLast edited by wicked_sick; 10-17-2008 at 07:26 PM.
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10-17-2008, 08:56 PM #16
gear pimp extraordinaire
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gosh that makes me cross....
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10-17-2008, 09:11 PM #17
respect my fresh
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fuck!
if kids are around... sorry there's nothing that can stop me. I'm workin on it
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10-17-2008, 09:13 PM #18
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I usually say SHIT, but as I am a hick from Wyoming, I say it "shee-yit" (not to be confused with the southern redneck vernacular, "shee-yut". I finish it off with the -IT sound, not the -UT sound.
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10-17-2008, 09:14 PM #19
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Oh my Heck!
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10-17-2008, 09:15 PM #20
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You went to BYU?
Originally Posted by Egon
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10-17-2008, 09:15 PM #21
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Yew C'najuns are such nice peoples. Really. I mean it. Originally Posted by mntlion
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10-17-2008, 09:56 PM #22
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Hmmm... Think it could be any of 3; Shit, Fuck, God Dammit.
If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?
"REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"
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10-17-2008, 10:01 PM #23
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Dang usually, a good fuck it needed, and if I feel like im about to die on the bike, or skis, a great girly scream always comes out.
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10-17-2008, 10:12 PM #24
Close enough.
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Default for pain: Fucking shit
Everything else: Use fuck as a base and generally add a few extras.
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10-17-2008, 10:35 PM #25
Wax on, scrape off ...
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pain: OH, my fucking GOD!
surprise: HOLY SHIT
disbelief: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!_______________________________________________
"Strapping myself to a sitski built with 30lb of metal and fibreglass then trying to water ski in it sounds like a stupid idea to me.
I'll be there." ... Andy Campbell
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