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Thread: DEAR TGR MAGGOTS
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10-09-2008, 08:42 AM #76Hal-I-Ski Guest
Wow.
I love keyboard commandos and the wonderful things they say. If no one new ever joined, then a rape-off wouldn't have much meaning. It would be commonplace. You would be bored. So you might as well celebrate the fresh meat. You can always shove their head into a pillow so you don't have to hear what they're saying.
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10-09-2008, 08:52 AM #77
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10-09-2008, 08:56 AM #78
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10-09-2008, 09:02 AM #79
Perhaps the new influx of Jongs on the board will make other Jongs less likely to make random or nonsensical posts in order to pad their stats so they don't look so Jongish.
::waits for it::Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube.
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10-09-2008, 09:04 AM #80
Jong Slaughter <3's cock
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10-09-2008, 09:05 AM #81
New maggots are wanted, just not dipshits (like you?). If you haven't read this thread or you don't identify/agree with it, then you don't belong here: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=20100
If your panties get all wadded up, you belong at epicski.com.
And giving every idiot noob poster a big welcome hug would be about like vomiting into a straw. Vomit everywhere.Last edited by SheRa; 10-09-2008 at 09:15 AM.
Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
Henry David Thoreau
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10-09-2008, 09:49 AM #82Hal-I-Ski Guest
No problem with: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=20100. That being said, differentiating opinions make things interesting. Who wants a forum where everyone agrees with each other? I, for one, welcome a good discussion (called "arguments" by my girlfriend).
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10-09-2008, 10:03 AM #83
You, sir, are a douche. You might as well just start over with a new username, and start building some true credibility. Honestly. Your posts, thus far, are very, very sad.
And before you start attacking me, the baby-mama of sweet Jong Slaughter, you must realize that I... am an alias. Do you understand?Cleaning house and sweeping up jongs.
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10-09-2008, 10:19 AM #84
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10-09-2008, 11:37 AM #85
Squirrel,
Where do you ski.
The Pro riders have been made friendlier by a modification to the flex.
They’re softer in the tips while maintaining what they hand under foot through the tail.
Personally I’ve skied the 194cm (which are for sale $400 with gripping & they mint!) for two season and always felt the ski was shockingly docile for it’s length.
The combination of a softer tip, wider under foot and slightly shorter lengths has me scratching my head on whether I'll grab a pair even though I received my 187 XXL last Aprils...
As for the XXL’s… if you’ve ever wondered what it might feel like to be superman on skies, buy this ski.
Dynastar/lange Mt. pimp2009 187cm Legend XXL's
2009 187cm Huge Trouble
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10-09-2008, 11:38 AM #86Registered User
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Boy, you guys need to get away from the keyboard and on to your skis. I hiope it really starts snowing hard SOON!!!
"True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
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10-09-2008, 11:51 AM #87
I read this entire piece of shit thread.
I want my 5 minutes back!Old's Cool.
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10-09-2008, 12:45 PM #88
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10-09-2008, 07:30 PM #89
Proudly been served by JONG SLAUGHTER. MY CAPT BUTTON IS MALFUNCTIONING???
A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."
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10-09-2008, 07:48 PM #90
Sarcasm is often difficult to identify. If you are serious, pm me.
Molecular biology, Quantum physics, Psychology, and Neurology have recently been merging at the doctoral level of research. It's quite mind-boggling. I don't have a newsletter, but will provide you with a reading list that will alter your perception of reality... all scientifically sound, peer-reviewed, and duplicated research.
If you were being sarcastic, then you have no idea what you are missing out on.
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10-09-2008, 07:55 PM #91
I'm sorry, but can we return to the nonsensical back and forth that made this thread so funny at the start?
This post should provide perfect fodder for JONG SLAUGHTER to type something ridiculous at me in all caps.
And begin.
JONG SLAUGHTER - Sweet avatar by the way. They have a target and the gun range I go to that looks exactly the same. It's very popular on ladies night.
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10-09-2008, 07:56 PM #92
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10-09-2008, 08:14 PM #93
^. I'm waiting too.
"Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso
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10-09-2008, 09:12 PM #94
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10-10-2008, 04:16 AM #95
Because it will take me a few hours to compile it into one linkable unit. I'm busy this weekend... but due to your requests I'll start a new thread next week.
I'll even post it here in the Ski/Snowboard forum like a Jong.
Here are some key terms to keep you busy: use boolean logic. If you have access to a Uni database- use ERIC or ProQuest
Addicted to Emotions: modern psych & micro biology
Anxiety / Causality / Endorphins (in one search)
personal / created reality
Also, follow Dr. Medina's link - buy his book - and/or ask him for all his resources, he hands them out like sugar.
His book is lamen's and basically lays out the science to what you already know to be true. The real fun is in his resources and the research conducted by all the people he cites.
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10-10-2008, 11:38 AM #96
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10-10-2008, 01:23 PM #97
I must admit I was being sarcastic but only because I thought you were being a little tounge-in-cheek yourself. I see that I was wrong and now I'm actually a little intrigued.
Throw some more shit up in the Padded Room. As I think this thread proves in its own twisted little way, the TGR crowd will consume just about anything. Who knows, if you get enough interest maybe you can get that newsletter going...
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10-10-2008, 01:48 PM #98
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10-10-2008, 02:00 PM #99
Everyone chill the fuck out and smoke a bowl. For that matter I'm throwing a bowl in the vapourizer right now
Sunday ends with her head in a pillow, ass in the air with me pounding her from behind. Life is good.
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10-10-2008, 02:20 PM #100
Aren't you supposed to say something like:
That isn't very friendly. Why can't we all get along? Alpine Zone and Epic are great places for family fun and positive interaction... or something.
Buck up there camper, if you can't handle me then you're in for a rude awakening. Besides, I'm unoriginal icing on top of stupid cake. If I were to get the password I would find a way to have an alias that is more gay than JONG Slaughter. This one is almost there...
Friends?
okbyeLast edited by RaccoonFace; 10-10-2008 at 02:27 PM.
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